You don't deserve any, Grunherz.
Personally I believe you have a special room in your house covered with pictures of Maggie, cut from magazines and newspapers. There's also a few taken with a telephoto lens of her wobbling about on some beach. An audio player sits in one corner of the room, a pile of TDK 90 minute tapes piled next to it, each labelled with a date and location. Three nights a week you perch upon the only stool in the room, masturbating furiously to the sultry voice of the Iron Lady, as she makes speeches on thrilling topics such as the "Sovereignty of the British Isles within an extended EEC framework" and, your own personal favourite, the 1982 Conservative Party conference.
That's how much you love her.
