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Offline AKcurly

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Making the rounds again - funny
« on: January 15, 2004, 05:09:08 PM »
Probably an urban legend - this is its second pass around the network.  Funny anyway.

Companion Wanted This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever  printed. It appeared in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a  very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the  woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hands. Rub me the right way  and watch me respond.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,  wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.  Call (404)875-6429 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador

Offline vorticon

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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2004, 05:44:47 PM »
ROFLMAO

Offline mrblack

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2004, 05:49:29 PM »
:( :rofl :rofl :rofl