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Offline Yeager

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I have a drinking problem
« on: January 16, 2004, 09:56:13 PM »
I dont have any booze and thats a problem.
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2004, 09:57:56 PM »
GET HELP!
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Offline FUNKED1

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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2004, 10:00:05 PM »
12 Step Program
1.  Get in Car
2.  Drive to Liquor Store
3.  Buy Booze
4.  Drink
5.  Drink
6.  Drink
7.  Drink
8.  Drink
9.  Drink
10.  Drink
11  Drink
12.  Drink
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Offline sling322

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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2004, 11:22:03 PM »
I think I got steps 4-12 of that program down so far.

Its good to be in a position where your Christmas gifts come in 750ml - 2liter sizes and usually contain a lot of alcohol.  I have finished off at least a half of a 750 mL bottle of Crown and still have a 2 liter one left unopened.

Fridays rule.
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Offline Raubvogel

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Re: I have a drinking problem
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2004, 11:24:18 PM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
I dont have any booze and thats a problem.




The Horror!!!
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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2004, 11:42:00 PM »
Booze is like the American Express Card to me.

I never leave home without it.  Or for that matter, I'm never home without it either.

So there.
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Offline Dune

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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2004, 11:43:14 PM »
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Originally posted by Drunky
Booze is like the American Express Card to me.

I never leave home without it.  Or for that matter, I'm never home without it either.

So there.


You don't leave home much do you?
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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2004, 11:49:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Dune
You don't leave home much do you?


Only to buy booze.
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2004, 12:05:29 AM »
I only use cash to buy booze (thats why I dont have any booze tonight).  That way, Ashcroft (the modern day Hitler) cant trace me to any terrorists booze drinking organizations.
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