Yet again, the sky breaketh open and the Almighty Old God Pyro doth
emerge from the heavens called Texas.
"Behold!" He bellowed "I have brought a new challenge to the
Dweebs! For there are now ships to be had, guns that need valiant Vets
to bring the Hell Fire on the masses! Thou can now drive the Sacred
Boat of PT to strike enemy Ships of War. Ye shall bombard the enemy
Fields of Flight with the great 8-inch Boom Gun! When the Dweebs are
too close to our Wondrous Fleets we shall greet them with a
Conflagration of 5-inch VT shell!"
There was a great pause, then he doth continued...
"For ye Brave Ones, there are planes to fly from these Wonderous
Fleets! Courage it doth require, for being dunked in the Mighty Sea is
not for the timid. Scenarios shall benefit from these Wonderous Fleets
too, for the CM may now command such behemoths of the Mighty Sea."
The masses cheered, for it looked to be good, but Pyro hath interrupted
them...
"Today, on this Holiest of Days, I shall release my New Creation upon
the masses! And it shall be known as 1.05."
Doth Speaketh the Almighty Old God Pyro.
Thought it might be good for a laugh.
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Flakbait
Delta 6's Flight School"For yay did the sky darken, and split open and spew forth fire, and
through the smoke rode the Four Wurgers of the Apocalypse.
And on their canopies was tattooed the number of the Beast, and the
number was 190." Jedi, Verse Five, Capter Two, The Book of Dweeb 
