Author Topic: Would ya? (Read 2363 times)

Scootter · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2004, 06:20:36 AM »

Hmmm. I wonder what her girlfriend looks like?

but damn 18k I better eat my Wheaties first:D

sounds like she should get a major in sales marketing

Sox62 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2004, 09:37:14 AM »

We should take up a collection and help get Mia's mind off his flight instructor.

JB73 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2004, 10:43:13 AM »

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Originally posted by Sox62
We should take up a collection and help get Mia's mind off his flight instructor.

why him?? i havent gotten laid in umm.... lets just say a looooong time.

commone help a brother out.

Sox62 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 25, 2004, 11:26:34 AM »

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Originally posted by JB73
why him?? i havent gotten laid in umm.... lets just say a looooong time.

commone help a brother out.

This would need to come down to a vote I think....

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 25, 2004, 11:47:01 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
I'd say that would take you through to your 21st birthday, Funked. By now, you're surely into 6 figures.

I meant sex with someone other than Rosy Palm.

SOB · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:31:27 PM »

So did I...I was speaking of you being a major econimic force in your local prostitution market.

Creamo · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:56:17 PM »

Not to be a know it all, but do you know how awful sex with virgins is? Its like ... bad.

Still, if i was Bill Gates, I always thought I'd by a P51 and fly around.

Now? Nope. I be a real sonofa*****. Kessler Cokes would make her Lesbian for life, quit college, and cancel her Ebay account.

I'm buying a lottery ticket.

Airhead · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2004, 01:09:59 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm trying to imagine $18k worth of sex.

Go to your local bait shop and buy a styrofoam cup of earthworms for a buck and a half- not is it better sex than a virgin can give you, but you'll be saving 17, 998.50.

Creamo · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2004, 01:17:48 PM »

Lol, what in the hell?

Sox62 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2004, 01:21:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Go to your local bait shop and buy a styrofoam cup of earthworms for a buck and a half- not is it better sex than a virgin can give you, but you'll be saving 17, 998.50.

Care to elaborate on how you know this?

Airhead · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2004, 01:44:59 PM »

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Originally posted by Sox62
Care to elaborate on how you know this?

I found out one day when the fish weren't biting.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #26 on:** January 25, 2004, 02:17:21 PM »

You ****ed a styrofoam cup full of worms?

Jesus Christ.

Airhead · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2004, 02:23:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
You ****ed a styrofoam cup full of worms?

Jesus Christ.

What?!? HECK no, man! I took em out of the cup first!

Sheeesh, Mazz...

Sox62 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2004, 03:12:25 PM »

LMFAO

Pongo · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2004, 04:17:16 PM »

Last time I did a virgin I probably wasnt any great shakes either. Her dads a doctor and she is prostituting herself to raise money. Me thinks she is just an attention potato. If not the normal kind.
Anyway. The couch would make me impotent and if that didnt her teeth probably would.