I think, although I may be mistaken, that Keith Urban is the one who wrote the lyrics to "Another hick in the mall...." (he at least sings it occasionally, music by Pink Floyd)
He's no Hank Williams, but he is pretty good.
"Can I buy a John Deere hat here?
ooo de doot doo doo doot doo de doot doo doo doot...
How about a can of Skoal?
ooo de doot doo doo doot doo de doot doo doo doot...
All in all he's just a... another hick in the mall."