First our logo will be a elephant fornicating with a donkey.
our candidate will be HAJO ( because he never shuts up about politics on ch1)
our platform is the following:
GAY Marriage ::: Absolutely not ( 1 exception for rauml), The bible says being gay isn't allowed. The bible also says you can sell your children into slavery (Exodus 21:7 for you bible freaks) it also says women are inferior to men(1 timothy 2:11-12) this is why our party will furnish all americans with bibles that have perforated pages, So U can tear out what you don't like.
Patriotism: Americas new national anthem will be performed by FLOSSEY.
Foreign policy: As soon as possible, we will invade britian. Those snaggletoothed, fish-n-chip hooligans still havn't atoned for subjecting us to Kev367th, NEXX. XBRIT, etc.
Gun control:We will elimate all firearms, requiring sportsman to hunt deer with chainsaws. The NRA will become the national blunt object association.
SOCIAL SECURITY: we will surrender florida to the 65 and over group, make SILAT Governor serve dinner at 4pm and state flag will be a pair of depends.
War on DRUGs: Instead of trying to get rid of drugs, We will get rid of things that make drugs necessary, such as listening to Rod367th on ch1, Istar and all other really bad movies and AH players love intrest on ch1.
Taxes: WE will abolish the standard system and place HEAVY taxes on the following sociopathic behaviors: Complaing about dweeb planes, talking about politics on ch1, whinning about HO's, complaing about gv models, comments about 1's mother and lastely huge taxes on anyone saying " I'm GOING NOW HAVE TO TAKE A KNIGHT AND WIPE MY ROOK" AS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR, OR WE'LL CONSULT WITH VICE PRESIDENT MAGIC 8-BALL. See you all at the polls.
