Originally posted by SOB
It was actually Grun that did it...the Canadians could see he is evil, why couldn't we?!
OK I admit it, it. I snuck into WTC and laid a bunch of bombs during the nights when nobody was working - I pretended to be bob the janitor and I hid the bombs in my trash bucket. But I had no idea some damn arabs were gonna ram planes into those buildings in an attempt to cut my wires and ignotion setup. Thankfully they didnt, the wires survived (as did the radio backup - phew) and I blew the bulding up.
The best part, some ignorant fools in america actually thought the planes broke the buildings, they blamed the arabs for it... Imiagine my luck... LOL man that made my day.... They even had a couple of wars about it...
Anyhow thats why I'm so pissed at kappa, hes uncovering my secret...
Why did I do it? Well I owned a small soup shop in the subway station under the WTC but I simply hated the work, damn NY stunninghunks asking for free bread or telling me I look like al pacino, if yiou know what I mean. So I decided to pull that business. I took out a huge insurance policy on my stand ($500,000 baby) and i decided to blow up the WTC so I could claim on my policy, make out like a bandit and flee to canada...
Buth those canadian bastiges suspecteed me, they ait stupid like these booosh amreekans, I wasnt able to stay in cnada and they even watched me drive out of the country....
So I'm stuck in america, I still got the $$$$ but now I'm swaeting cuz kappa exposed my plot...
The bastard...
