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Offline Dowding

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Who would the Al Quesadillas vote for?
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2004, 10:25:49 AM »
What's made out of a wood and can be found on a beach...

... a shack.
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« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2004, 10:43:57 AM »
Good one Frogm4n, right on the button.

BTW kidneys are good.

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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2004, 11:35:33 AM »
Things will really heat up if the Al Quesadillas form an alliance with the El Jalapenos!
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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2004, 11:44:13 AM »
Your local grocery store closes at 4PM?!  Cripes, my fat lazy American bellybutton usually ain't out of bed by then!  And you don't like saurkraut?  Whatever do you eat your bratwurst with?  No matter, there is sun somewhere around here too, though it is being blocked by some well-meaning clouds.  They seem content to just mute the sun and don't look to be holding any rain.
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« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2004, 12:13:50 PM »
Croatian, chow.........mmmmm.

Grun, what is the Meatloaf filled with Sheep cheese called again?

ahh, never mind..........Pleskavica?

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« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2004, 12:40:50 PM »
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English food involves curry, actually. ;)

Any country that serves Spotted Dick should be invaded and re-educated.
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« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2004, 01:02:29 PM »
What is spotted Dick?


Sounds like a social disease?

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« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2004, 03:07:27 PM »
You guys suck!

Quit hijacking this poor guys thread and get back on topic! NOW!






The weather here is quite nice BTW. 70+ with breezes out of the East.
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!







Our local Ralph's used to be open all night, but the strike ended that. I used to enjoy shopping while dodging the stockers boxes all over the floor at 4am.
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT EITHER!



Now stay on topic and don't make me stop this car!

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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2004, 03:30:03 PM »
MT
 What is spotted dick?

 lol?

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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2004, 03:37:13 PM »
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Croatian, chow.........mmmmm.

Grun, what is the Meatloaf filled with Sheep cheese called again?

ahh, never mind..........Pleskavica?


Thats not meatloaf, and thats CERTAINLY NOT sheep cheese...:eek: :lol

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« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2004, 03:41:19 PM »
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MT
 What is spotted dick?

 lol?


It's an English desert....

Just make sure you have at least 12 inches before starting.
Unfortunately that excludes most Europeans and their derivatives.
http://www.compulink.co.uk/~ossystems/rfmbs/spotted_dick.html

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« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2004, 03:47:08 PM »
Isn't Pleskavica from Slovenie ?

-- edit ... was some kilometer off :D

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« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2004, 04:15:21 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2004, 10:15:11 PM »
Hmmmmm...love a good curry....

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« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2004, 01:02:46 AM »
4PM is the closing time, on a Sunday, unfortunately. I think it recommends this in the Bible, but I couldn't say for sure.

Does anybody ever try and shock the supermarket checkout staff? I started doing this a few years ago. If I needed condoms, I'd purposely go and buy them from the supermarket. I'd buy the biggest pack they had (generally a 12 pack, sometimes ribbed for her pleasure) and then buy a fair amount of beer. And that's all. Once, I stayed a girlfriend's place and forgot to bring a toothbrush so I bought one as well. I then choose the checkout person I thought it would be the easiest to get a reaction out of. These days, I'm running out of ideas. I started buying squirty cream etc and that combination usually gets a smile and occasionally a comment, but not always. People are too open-minded.
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