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Offline LtMagee

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« on: February 09, 2004, 08:37:58 AM »
1. Don't want to get vulched, dont attempt to depart a capped base.
2. Looking to "go hunting", dont depart a capped base.
3. Looking for a furball, or a simple dogfight, go to the MA or TA.
4. Don't want to get gang banged, stay out of a furball, don't attack a squadron formation alone, remain clear of bad guys base.
5. Don't want to get HOed, avoid with evasive mauever.
6. Don't like getting killed by manned ack, remain clear of base.
7. Dont like getting killed by ship gunner, remain clear of Fleet.
8. Don't like getting killed by jet dweebs, check your six frequently.
9.Don't like base captures, refer to this thread: Base Capture
10. Don't like any of the above, get a new hobby!

Offline Shane

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2004, 08:40:25 AM »
and the most important rules # 11 and 12..

11.  LtMagee doesn't know what he's talking about.
12. Shane is always right; some just realize it sooner than others.

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2004, 09:17:30 AM »
LtMagee, prety much nailed it their.

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2004, 10:16:04 AM »
Rule # 13. Refer to LtMagee as Maggie.:p

Offline Telstar

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2004, 12:11:53 PM »
Rule # 14  If your looking for a "fair" fight, Go to the DA

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2004, 12:23:26 PM »
Rule #15: All sheep must be vaccinated.

Offline myelo

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2004, 12:48:40 PM »
#16: Don't like getting shot while hanging in chute, remain in plane at all times.
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2004, 01:49:02 PM »
17# dont want to hear self-righteous BS?  Dont read the bulletin board.

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2004, 02:12:45 PM »
LOL

If I wanted rationalizations, I'd join the Bush campaign.

LOL

Hey, I agree that SA is the keen thing, but guys who live to vultch suck.

Just sayin'

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Offline Skyfoxx

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2004, 02:58:15 PM »
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Rule # 14  If your looking for a "fair" fight, Go to the DA


Spot on Telstar :aok
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Offline LtMagee

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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2004, 04:10:17 PM »
I figured we all needed a laugh...however, why is it always shane that is first to reply to my threads? Does he love me? :D

Offline Sakai

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2004, 04:15:47 PM »
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I figured we all needed a laugh...however, why is it always shane that is first to reply to my threads? Does he love me? :D


Well, he did pass me a note about the way the light hits your hair in first period biology.

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Offline Halo

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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2004, 06:06:42 PM »
Good rules, good thread, definite potential as Saturday Night Lite.

Rule #18:  If Shane gets shot down while you are on his side and anywhere within viewing distance of the tragedy, it is YOUR fault.
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