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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #135 on: February 09, 2004, 01:47:05 PM »
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So in steping away from cold science and philosophy and back into the area of faith. Abraham was asked to kill his only son, by God according to the bible. Would you of good faith, terminate your own son if asked by God?

Jesus comes along later in the bible.

Me, I would have serious problems with that. Thats my answer.


Well, you did read the whole story didn't ya? Abraham was ready to sacrifice his son, a son he had waited for until an old man I'll add, and had raised the knife to strike it into his son's heart when he was stopped by God (through an Angel).

Since you then mentioned Jesus, I'll point out that God did not stop the "knife" from his own son's heart but rather made the sacrifice himself for all mankind.

Do I believe in the "possibility" of God? How can I not?
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« Reply #136 on: February 09, 2004, 01:51:50 PM »
Denizens of this BBS,

I have noted your views and you will be punished or rewarded accordingly.  Because I am omnicient, I knew these would be your views long before you were born.

However, being omipresent, omnipotent and omnicient, I really do not care what you puny creatures think. I have an entire universe to manage. The Manazoids on Betelgeuse IV are on the edge of plantery extinction, I've got a supernova about to happen in Rigel...the list goes on and on. Besides, I spend all my time wondering who created me!

Yours sincerely,

God. (Mrs)

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« Reply #137 on: February 09, 2004, 02:13:20 PM »
LOL Ravells! We must have that beer sometime. :D

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« Reply #138 on: February 09, 2004, 02:41:57 PM »
:D

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« Reply #139 on: February 09, 2004, 03:32:30 PM »
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Besides, I spend all my time wondering who created me!


Good point hehe. If god exists who created him? and who created him who created him etc etc...
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« Reply #140 on: February 09, 2004, 03:52:54 PM »
Excuse me, maniac. I am a 'her'  if only to piss off Lazs. You see because I know everything, I know the punchline to every joke, so I have to make my own up in order to keep my sense of humour.  <----And yes.... God spells in British English.

As for you miko....you just *think* you're God. Let not your arguments on this BBS lead you into the ways of arrogance and folly.

As for the rest of you, I know what you're thinking (Rude....she may be at reception, she may be fit,  but she's got herpes...don't do it) - because I'm omnicient.

I know where you live (Wilbus, the fires await you...there is no escape, even in your cellar) - because I live there too as I'm omnipresent.

And I don't need viagra...because I'm omnipotent.

love you lots (sorry about the existence of evil)

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« Reply #141 on: February 09, 2004, 04:31:26 PM »
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Originally posted by Rude
I believe in the God of the Bible.

And?
Do you follow his rules?
Do you ever think about modesty and forgiving? Or is your believing just a kind of life-style. Like a new carpet?
The bible teaches us all and nothing. Its easy to pick out of the bible (and koran and so on) only that phrases which we like to hear. i.e. an eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth. And the whole big rest is beeing ignored.
Thank god that there is no god.
He would punish you.
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« Reply #142 on: February 09, 2004, 04:34:19 PM »
*Ahem* Ecke...

I hope you have a penchant for lightning bolts.

Yours electrically,

God (Ms)

PS... I am a 'she'

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« Reply #143 on: February 09, 2004, 05:16:44 PM »
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*Ahem* Ecke...

I hope you have a penchant for lightning bolts.

Yours electrically,

God (Ms)

PS... I am a 'she'


Hello god,
your tricks dont impress nor fear me.
2000years ago, you let your so called 'son' walk over water. You brought back dead men to life. You made blind men see. And let rain mana out of the sky.
I know who you are. You are nothing else than an extraterrestial  form of life with a powerfull technology.
Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed....tricky guys from outer space.
I appreciate your attempt to give mankind a powerfull tool (the bible, koran and so on) to civilize ourselfs.
But you failed badly. We are working hard and successfull in destroying this nice planet and killing each other whenever there is an opportunity.You better gave mankind the possibility to use more than just 7-10% of our brain.
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« Reply #144 on: February 09, 2004, 05:18:24 PM »
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your tricks dont impress nor fear me.


Be carefull or mrs God will show you the almighty trick of having the last post on every topic in this forum ;)
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« Reply #145 on: February 09, 2004, 06:05:39 PM »
Ecke! I see you online often, and it was an honour to be killed by you when I used to fly as Bish. :D I've really enjoyed your posts in this and other threads. What part of Germany do you live in? I must look you up!

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« Reply #146 on: February 09, 2004, 06:09:29 PM »
That is 'Lady God' to you, Ecke...show some respect!

All of you are my children, including Jesus, but I'm not religiously correct.  Mohammed was one of mine as was Bhudda. I just threw them into the mix to keep you humans honest. Sadly, in spite of 3 lessons you still insist on killing each other. What is God to do?

The bible and the Koraan wern't really intentional...they just happened. It was a sort of .. divine doodle...and you used it to kill each other in spite of all the 'love each other' stuff in there. You humans are really stupid.

Sadly, I have not destroyed your planet. You have. I gave you a lovely garden to live in and you insist on wrecking it. As for your brains...well, once you learn to use the other 80% maybe you will learn that living in peace is a much better option.

Yours in hope,

Goddess.

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« Reply #147 on: February 09, 2004, 06:14:26 PM »
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Originally posted by ravells
humour.  <----And yes.... God spells in British English.


It's pretty sad when the English call it British English, shouldn't it say "And yes.... God spells in real English"? :D

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« Reply #148 on: February 09, 2004, 06:16:11 PM »
Yes I do....this whole thread was very interesting reading.

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« Reply #149 on: February 09, 2004, 06:19:36 PM »
Oh maniac! ask for an easier miracle!

Lady God

p.s. I must go and attend to others now. I hope you do well, humans.