Not a speach but some great quotes.
"I read the New York Times (substitute your local paper) and the Bible to keep track which each side is doing."
Cal Thomas
"The first job of conspiracy is to convince the world that conspiracy does not exist."
Dr. James Lucier
"We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up, we would be reorganized... I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress (change), while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."
Pretonius Arbiter-Chief Lt. of Roman Emperor-Nero
"We Athenians believe that a man who takes no part in public affairs in not merely lazy, but good for nothing."
Thucydides
"Thank goodness government is not efficient."
Milt Friedman