This is what you could be missing
<Scene: Con, 8:00 am Sunday morning...discod, eyes dark-circled and bloodshot, hair a mess and looking a mess....havaing had the network just shut off on him he yanks the I.V. from his arm and bolts for the airport for his flight home.
On the plane....discod locks the captin in the 1st class bathroom and takes the controls and begins speaking into the radio...
[discod] "radio check!...this is discod rooling a goon from A7 to A9"
[tower] "5 by 5....uh please re-identify"
discod throttles up and heads down the runway...
[discod] "I'm heading one-three-zero...and I'm on the deck under the dar....I'll be AFK for a min"
[tower] "Delta flight 860 what the $#@! are you doing?!!!"
Meanwhile on the ground at a local mall we see the people in the parking lot ducking for cover as a Boing 737 zooms by at only 50 ft off the ground.
[discod] "I'm one miniute from the drop...gonna set her down"
[tower] "Are you %$#! nuts?!!! The Air Force has been dispatched! Return immediately or you will be shot down!"
[discod] "Copy that. Oh man I've cons 3 cons on my six! Taking evasives!"
discod barell rolls the big pig
[discod] "I'm going in! Sn1p3r can you give me fighter cover?! Hey Snipe! Bader! anyone?!!
<Ripsnort, a passenger on that hi-jacked airliner, suddenly jumps up, rips a leg off the flight attendants cart, bashes his passenger window into a million bits, sticks the leg out the window and starts calling out "Bandits, 9 clk Disco! Ratta-tat-tat, Ratta-tat-tat">
The 3 F16's fire some warning shots at the 737....discod drops flaps, gear and breaks hard to the right and lands in the parking lot of Texas Stadum. He then opens the door and pushes 10 passengers out the door just before he is hauled off by the SWAT team.
See what can happen? he he he
