"A little frontal nudity will get a movie a NC-17 or X rating."
Bull. That'll get it PG-13.
Hey, I am as big a fan of boobs as anyone, but it's not my place or yours to decide what someone else's child should be exposed (get it?) to. That's what the uproar is about. Oh, did I mention I like boobs? I do. Really, they are good. Very good...