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Offline AKIron

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Texas goes too far
« on: February 11, 2004, 04:44:41 PM »
IMO Texans have always been conscientious about enforcing their law. Sometimes we go too far, as in this case.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=572&ncid=572&e=1&u=/nm/20040211/lf_nm/life_obscenity_dc_1
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2004, 04:50:53 PM »
thats it , i'm moving to France.....bonjour madmosell, j'appel john
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2004, 04:53:33 PM »
If you move to France, be careful you don't wear anything on your head that resembles a religious item, or off to the slammer for you.

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Offline weaselsan

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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2004, 06:09:07 PM »
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Originally posted by Dago
If you move to France, be careful you don't wear anything on your head that resembles a religious item, or off to the slammer for you.

dago



TOUCHE'
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Offline Siaf__csf

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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2004, 03:31:28 AM »
Ok let's see..

Religious fundamentalism kill count:  what, 100 million people??
Sex toys kill count: 10 000 perverts, self inflicting damage.

Religious fundamentalism enhanced safety: Negative
Sex toys, safe sex: definately positive.

En garde.
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Offline Dowding

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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2004, 03:44:31 AM »
Everybody knows dildos cause cancer. Or am I getting them confused with cigars? Well, even Presidents make that mistake...
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Offline Heater

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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2004, 05:36:47 AM »
Yep only in Texas,
You can Buy / Sell a gun with out problems, But a Dildo and your bellybutton goes to Jail!!!  :aok :aok
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2004, 05:56:41 AM »
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Originally posted by Heater
Yep only in Texas,
You can Buy / Sell a gun with out problems, But a Dildo and your bellybutton goes to Jail!!!  :aok :aok


lol

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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
Sex toys kill count: 10 000 perverts, self inflicting damage.





:rofl
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Offline Frogm4n

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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2004, 10:29:53 AM »
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If you move to France, be careful you don't wear anything on your head that resembles a religious item, or off to the slammer for you.

dago


You might want to actually read before you post ignorant statements.
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Offline Red Tail 444

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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2004, 11:03:28 AM »
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Everybody knows dildos cause cancer. Or am I getting them confused with cigars? Well, even Presidents make that mistake...


LOL hehe :lol :rofl
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Offline Red Tail 444

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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2004, 11:05:01 AM »
lassiez le bon temps roulez!

Forget France, I'll just head on down to Nawlins...mardi gras a-comin!
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Offline Red Tail 444

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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2004, 11:08:42 AM »
hmmm I wonder what the Judge is using to enforce that "gag" order?
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Offline Rude

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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2004, 11:25:00 AM »
I wonder what her pastor thinks about her parties.
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Offline Lance

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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2004, 11:40:15 AM »
This woman is no doubt a witch.  Burn her!
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2004, 12:03:34 PM »
What you all fail to realize is that it's only obscene in Texas because there were no sheep involved.

If on the other hand, she were to have demonstrated the product on a baaaa baaaa a little wooly critter like baaah Ms. Beeecky.. it would all be A-OK!
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