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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #135 on: February 13, 2004, 11:29:42 PM »
those aren't chicks.

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I'm gonna go to the con, stand on a table, close my eyes and scream "anyone want a shot at me?"

I will then smile really big and close my eyes tight and wait for all the huggs and kisses from all the con chicks.
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« Reply #136 on: February 14, 2004, 12:29:18 AM »
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Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p


You're going to put people in jail for throwing dip around? Man, you are a dick.
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« Reply #137 on: February 14, 2004, 01:48:19 AM »
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LET ME SAY IT AGAIN I MRBLACK I AM NOT GOING TO BEAT UP ANYONE AT THE CON!!!!!!!!!!


We already knew that. There's not a thing you've claimed, insinuated and/or later denied that we've bought so far. :D

"And then one night Mr Black actually SAW a real live wolf!  He banged on everyone's doors and screamed, 'Wolf! Wolf!' but nobody would open their doors ... or even turn on their lights. That night the wolf had a full stomach.

Later ... at the con ... nobody even asked where Mr Black was. Nobody really expected him there. But there was a wolf. He got plastered because lots of people bought him drinks."

The end:aok
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« Reply #138 on: February 14, 2004, 02:23:50 AM »
Urchin, let it all hang out baby.  You certainly looked better shirtless than I would have.

The most violent thing at the 2002 Con was BERMUDA DEATH RUM!!!
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Offline Steve

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« Reply #139 on: February 14, 2004, 02:25:03 AM »
Mr. Black, if you wake up one morning at the con, with your pants around your ankles and several used trojan's on the bed, with your buttocks signed by most of the con attendees; then you vaguely remember me giving you a drink that tasted funny... well all of that will be true... except the drink part.. remember that, ok?
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« Reply #140 on: February 14, 2004, 05:06:22 AM »
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p

The charge of "drunk in public" is a courtesy extended to fellow players but u get uppity and you'll be slapped with so many friggin charges u wont even know what hit ya!:D

P.S. oh yeah since so many threats and counter-threats have been issued it pretty much negates much of what ya'lls lawyers can sue for...texas recently change several laws ya might wanna check.  :aok  
Have a Nice Day
Texas DPS :)


Are you drunk or just a retard?
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« Reply #141 on: February 14, 2004, 05:40:08 AM »
Chill man, he might arrest you.  He was pretty subtle, what with the condescension and jail threats, but I still figured out that he's some sorta cop.
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« Reply #142 on: February 14, 2004, 06:24:10 AM »
Ohhhh, he's a cop? That explains it.

I apologize to the drunks and special need people I insulted.
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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #143 on: February 14, 2004, 07:37:00 AM »
Mr.Black, the only way you walk away from this one without looking worse is to come right out and say something like:

'Yeah, I've been a total dick lately, totally making crap up about my pathetic, hum-drum life that apparently you all saw through immediately, and I capped it off by making threats to each and every one of you when you called me on it. My first reaction was to try to backpedal with the ol' "It was an experiment" ruse, but this too you all saw through, so once again I resorted to threats. Finally you all turned the tables on me when it came to the Con issue, and I belatedly realized I might not be able to attend the Con (not that I would have ever shown up to back up 1/10th of what I said) while making such threats, and it also occured to me I might actually meet up with any one of you on the street. This thought alone has kept me awake shaking at night, the knowledge I am totally incapable of defending myself having paralyzed me socially for so long. So, accept my apology, and understand it is I who wouldn't have the male genitalia (man, do I ever have an obsession about those! Mmm-MMM!) to back up my words face-to-face.

It's not as if this would be a revelation to the rest of the HTC crowd as it would be cathartic for you.

Edit: speiling. might hapen agin, to.
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Offline mrblack

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« Reply #144 on: February 14, 2004, 08:14:04 AM »
Im sorry kieran you say something?
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« Reply #145 on: February 14, 2004, 08:17:10 AM »
Oh And I will be at the con.
Keeping a very close eye on my drinks around steve:D
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« Reply #146 on: February 14, 2004, 08:18:36 AM »
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Originally posted by Hooligan
Speaking of violence...

At the 2002 con I rubbed Rip's noggin for luck before the 2x2 duel ladder...

And I saw Urchin with his shirt off...

My psyche is irreparably scarred from both experiences and I hope never to repeat either.

Hooligan

P.S. Rip's brain-box imparts bad luck only!


When I told you my wife rubs my head for good luck, I did not specify WHICH head. You simply rubbed the wrong head. :)
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #147 on: February 14, 2004, 09:39:11 AM »
wildcard... I understand that you feel you have a job to do but...

It's still ok to sucker punch someone so long as they go right out and live through it though right?

lazs
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« Reply #148 on: February 14, 2004, 10:02:00 AM »
Not gonna touch that ! no way no how:D
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« Reply #149 on: February 14, 2004, 10:31:54 AM »
"It's only a fleshwound"
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