Of interest, I entered the following into babelfish:
I am the very model of a modern major general.
I translated it from English to German and got this:
Ich bin das Modell eines modernen Hauptgenerals.
I then told it to translate THAT back into english:
I am the model of a modern main general.
Hmm... so then I typed in:
I am a major in the army.
I translated that to Japanese and got:
私は軍隊の専攻学生で_る。 (japanese, the BBS software can't display it)
I took that and translated it back to english and got:
I am the major student of the troop.
Babelfish is fun.