As some will remember, my bike was stolen in january 2003.
I went through the usual ways of reporting it stolen, call the filth, get an incident number, call the broker and do the biz.
So.......1st they want keys and documents and whatnot, which they get posted to em. Then they want an investigator to interview me, which he did. Then I get another letter asking for the keys and documents. um....? This was in July last year.
So I call the insurer (the insurer not the broker) and ask for the fella who's name is on the letter from 6 months ago only to be told he's no longer with the company (tone of voice made me think this was a co-worker I was speaking to, who didn't like the fella much and that he'd been sacked). Ok so then I explained he'd already been sent the keys and documents about 5 months ago. Got told they'd check it out.
So October rolls around and I get around to calling again, explain everything all over again to a different person who had the bright idea of checking the desk drawers of the fella who'd been sacked......sure enough, there are my keys and documents.
So december rolls around and I call yet again, got told the person who was dealing with the claim was on sick leave and should be back the following monday. Call again the following monday and get told she's still out on sick leave........I throw a wobbler at the person on the phone until she puts me onto the team leader who I throw another wobbler at. She goes and looks at the file and comes back to the phone to tell me she can see no reason why this claim has not been settled and will speak to the person dealing with the claim the very second she returns from sick leave.
So.....apparently only one person can deal with a claim.

And now.....finally......in february I get a letter from the broker (not the insurer) saying that the insurer has now completed investigation and is prepared to make the offer of x amount, will I please confirm my acceptance of this offer in writing.
Right. Now here's a question: If write back and say:
"Bugger off. That may be what my bike is worth now but a year ago when it was stolen it was worth more. And besides that, I'm aware of the full story of the way this claim has been incompetently dealt with by the insurer and see no reason why I should have to meet my own transport costs for the last year due to someone elses mishandling. The Ombudsman in London has been informed of all incidents in this case and will probably be contacting you in due course."
D'ya reckon I can squeeze more out of em?
