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Offline Guppy35

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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2004, 07:49:39 PM »
3 Teenagers, 4 networked computers in the house with DSL.  I kept losing  mine to kid ack for a long time :)

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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2004, 08:07:19 PM »
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
The power button is not safe anywere !!! (they have a built in sensor that finds this at the most inopertune time ) and it will get pushed.


I've had the power button smacked by the tail of my dog before.  Her tail is violent!  It can give you welts.
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2004, 08:52:32 PM »
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Dog Ack works too... Or the cat that figures its now that you must smell his arse so he jumps on the keyboard and sticks his butt in your face just as you are lineing up for a shot...

Cat Ack
Dog Ack
Wife Ack
Toddler Ack
Beverage Ack "my personal fav"

All good excuses!

Cats are vile evil animals BTW....

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LOL at dog ack...I've lost track of how many times my lab has dropped a toy in my lap and growled wanting to play,right in the middle of a fight.

I think that dog knows EXACTLY what she's doing.:mad:

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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2004, 09:50:06 PM »
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The power button is not safe anywere !!! (they have a built in sensor that finds this at the most inopertune time ) and it will get pushed


               Due to a limited amount of outlets in my house..the outlet my Computer is plugged into is on a switch actually in another room (Don't ask). So imagine my suprise when one day I finally manage to get a few kills and survive long enough to get back to base..oh yeah..gonna land and get my name in the text buffer......lined up on the runway...half mile out...gear down....and BLAM the computer shuts off....AAAARRRRGGG. ...TODDLER ACK at it's finest..My 3 and 2 year olds have an obsession with light switches..I've since rewired it so the switch no longer serves a purpose but to fill the hole in the junction box.:D

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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2004, 11:15:59 PM »
door and a lock work fine for me:cool: .
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2004, 07:05:55 AM »
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door and a lock work fine for me:cool: .


When you get older and have a wife and kids, you can't lock yourself in the room.

I get in trouble when I do that. :)

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« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2004, 07:51:45 AM »
The worst toddler ack is potty-training ack. When a 2-year-old says "I gotta go potty" you are out -- immediately.
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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2004, 01:09:51 AM »
And ya'll thought Roscoroo was exadurating his toddler ack post .... this was taken at 3 am last night .... I woke up to the sounds of Elmo preschool. He was so engrossed in the PC he didn't even notice he'd been caught. When I closed it down underneth the Elmo game he had AH running, online, and he was sitting in a field gun.

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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2004, 10:45:44 AM »
Got wife acksometimes. Mine used to say "You playing that thing again?!?"

Now I got her playing AH also :)
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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2004, 05:25:53 PM »
Very cute child MrsRoo!

Funny how you can't feel even the littlest bit annoyed when you find them doing stuff like that :)
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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2004, 01:43:37 PM »
Never lost anything to kid ack yet.  But it sure has cut my online time!  That might be a good thing though! :)

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« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2004, 01:54:10 PM »
Wife ack
Daughter ack
Dog ack

Now have 3 PC's on LAN.
Daughter (7) ack now taken care of.
Daughter now allowed to let dog out into back yard.
Dog ack taken care of.
Resolution of Wife ack would cost too much.
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« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2004, 04:18:40 PM »
I wrote the defect tracking system that we've used where I work up until recently, and one day when visiting my son saw the server and made a bee-line for the reset switch.

Ka-POW, rebooted the defect tracking sytem and knocked a few hundred people offline, right in the middle of a crunch week as well.

Definately toddler ack.
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2004, 04:43:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
I wrote the defect tracking system that we've used where I work up until recently, and one day when visiting my son saw the server and made a bee-line for the reset switch.

Ka-POW, rebooted the defect tracking sytem and knocked a few hundred people offline, right in the middle of a crunch week as well.

Definately toddler ack.



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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2004, 06:54:47 AM »
LMAO Roscoroo
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