Author Topic: Eh...kind of funny.  (Read 175 times)

Offline TBolt A-10

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Eh...kind of funny.
« on: March 01, 2004, 01:15:14 AM »
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
 
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
 
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are  guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F.Ammo Troop

 "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
 
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."  - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
 
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
 
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
 
 "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
 
" Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
 
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David  Hackworth
 
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."   - Infantry Journal

 "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
 
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon
 
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army  Recruit

 "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
 
(And lastly)
 "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -U.S.A. Ammo Troop

Offline Stoned Gecko

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Eh...kind of funny.
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2004, 03:02:33 AM »
Thanks. I needed a laugh.:rofl