Do not open any mail from me

[Curval]

If you get an e-mail from an account called "mrwolf_riaz" or ccm please delete it.

The wife infected my machine badly.  It may need to be re-built.

[Ripsnort]

And if anyone gets anything from "ripsnort@earthlink.net" or "Soupnazi60@yahoo.com" with an attachment, delete it. I have not sent anything in the form of an attachment out, but others address books may have.

[Saurdaukar]

If you get anything from sexy25mpa@swingers.net, please write back.

[gofaster]

If you get anything from wookielover@spam-motel.com please be sure to send it out to as many people as possible.

Also, I am the nephew of the former chairman of the Nairobi Oil and Petroleum Company.  Recently, great troubles have forced the company executives to leave the country and my uncle was killed.  Prior to his death he was responsible for foreign contracts and handled larges sums of money.  I am looking for a business partner to help me transfer this money to a safe account and I am willing to offer 10% of the value of the currency.  It is currently valued at $10million US dollars, but since the money is in Nairobi currency the actual value will fluctuate.  The sooner I can find a partner, the more valuable the account will be, so this transaction must be completed with much urgency.

Thank you and please have a nice day to you sir.

[GRUNHERZ]

That money letter is fake!!!

YOU CAN TELL THE REAL ONES BECAUSE THEY ARE OFTEN IN ALL CAPS!

Dont be scammed like Gofaster...

[Park]

You are in luck gofaster! I am the MD of a small, but very profitable engineering firm here in the UK. You may have heard of us; Beeg Dix Ltd. Thanks to wildly successful marketing campaign of our latest model in the Lady Pleasurer range of products, we have some supplementary profit to invest. This is estimated at £150,000 (One Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling). I therefore ought to be able to cover any costs arising in any arrangement we might reach.

Unfortunately, I have been stung before in these kind of deals and have learnt my lesson. Consequently I need some of irrefutable proof of your identity. In your next correspondance, please include a photo of yourself holding a card with the words "I Love Beeg Dix" on it. Failing this, any organisational information such as PADI diving certificate or EMT classification will suffice.

I look forward to doing business with you.

Hugs and Kisses

Keith Park
MD Beeg Dix Ltd

[Saintaw]

lol GRUN, I'm making a rule to forward all the ones I get in caps to you from now on

[LePaul]

Originally posted by Curval
If you get an e-mail from an account called "mrwolf_riaz" or ccm please delete it.

The wife infected my machine badly.  It may need to be re-built.

Now go easy on her...she could claim a post-partum defense

[boxboy28]

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
If you get anything from sexy25mpa@swingers.net, please write back.

I knew there was something about you...........

[Saurdaukar]

Originally posted by boxboy28
I knew there was something about you...........

Got it.  Tuesdays are best for me - two meetings tomorrow.

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Park
...  I have been stung before in these kind of deals and have learnt my lesson. Consequently I need some of irrefutable proof of your identity. In your next correspondance, please include a photo of yourself holding a card with the words "I Love Beeg Dix" on it. Failing this, any organisational information such as PADI diving certificate or EMT classification will suffice.

Greetings and good mornings to you sir. I hope that this letter finds you well.  I am inclusions the pictures you describe presently.  I hope that this is satisfactory to you and I await your reply.  So you know, time is urgent to complete this transaction.