Funked:New WRX in the neighborhood

[WldThing]

Originally posted by lazs2
 Why all the guages?  not like there is anything other than RPM and fuel to monitor on that thing.
 

O yeah,  why have the gauges..




Stage II TurboStage 9psi
(approximately 235whp)

Precision Turbo Turbocharger
2.25" Mandrel bent turbo manifold with flex section
2.50" Mandrel bent exhaust downpipe with stainless flex section
Etc..............

EDIT:  Let me add this to finish off my gauge list for yas LAZS

NOS Direct Port Nitrous Kit, 5040-FI kit.
-NOS Bottle Mounted N2O Gauge.
-NOS Bottle Heater.
-NOS Purge Kit.

[Mini D]

Originally posted by WldThing
Ok this is sort of getting old,  if your best jab is to say Ricer this ricer that,  then dont say anything at all,  makes you somewhat smarter.  SOMEWHAT..

My best jab?  No.  My best jab would fall completely shy of your own self destructive jabs.

Now back to my car..  If any of you tough muscle cars boys see me on the street,  i'll just hope one of you has the balls to Rev that big engine of yours at me.  While your still revving you'll be inhaling the rubber dust ill be leaving behind.  Now enough of this,  and while im on the subject.  The old AH saying applies here in RL too,  Let your guns do the talking,  or as in the Car world,  Let your car do the talking.  

I could just see your victory speach now... "I would have had you if I hadn't broken another axle".

MiniD

[WldThing]

As long as were makin jabs..

So Mini if i ever see your Mini on the track,  shall i shift into 2nd gear to pass ya?

[Mini D]

If I see you on the track?  Ya.  That would be funny... especially the part where you and that extra 500 lbs you've bolted to your car go straight in the first corner.

You can't pretend to know alot about making cars go fast and post those pictures as proof.  It just doesn't work.  It's totally riceboy.  There just isn't any point in denying it.

Lazs sits at the other extreme... he has the fundamental vehicles there and refuses to do much with them outside of engine/hp improvements.  Any sane person would have painted that healy guard's red or racing green by now... but not lazs.  Not because he can't afford it, simply because he's afraid of being viewed in the same manner you're being viewed right now.  You'd think with as old as he is, he'd realize looks don't matter.  Though, I must admit its a little less silly to have a chip on your shoulder trying to prove performance really matters if a primered car is turning 11s than it is to have a purple pimpmobile that would turn 13.3s if it weren't breaking axles because of all the added weight.

MiniD

[WldThing]

Originally posted by Mini D
If I see you on the track?  Ya.  That would be funny... especially the part where you and that extra 500 lbs you've bolted to your car go straight in the first corner.

You can't pretend to know alot about making cars go fast and post those pictures as proof.  It just doesn't work.  It's totally riceboy.  There just isn't any point in denying it.

Im sure you can tell me everything i need to know about cars,  afterall this is coming from a mini driver..

[Mini D]

Originally posted by WldThing
O yeah,  why have the gauges..




Stage II TurboStage 9psi
(approximately 235whp)

Precision Turbo Turbocharger
2.25" Mandrel bent turbo manifold with flex section
2.50" Mandrel bent exhaust downpipe with stainless flex section
Etc..............

EDIT:  Let me add this to finish off my gauge list for yas LAZS

NOS Direct Port Nitrous Kit, 5040-FI kit.
-NOS Bottle Mounted N2O Gauge.
-NOS Bottle Heater.
-NOS Purge Kit.

Holy crap... I missed this one.

As I gaze at your strategic placement of the nitrous bottle, I've realized that I may have errored in my "you don't know much about cars" assessment.  I'd officially like to change it to "you don't know much about anything".

P.S.  Guages are for guys that go slow enough that taking their eyes off the road isn't a big thing.

[WldThing]

Originally posted by Mini D
Not because he can't afford it, simply because he's afraid of being viewed in the same manner you're being viewed right now.  

Well im glad to know he is rich ,  Anyways..  All of these opinions are coming from those guys that sit in their house and hardly care to think outside the box,  the work that is put into any car rice or not..  Im gladly entertained by all of you turdlings as you make my day richer..  And yet i do wonder how many of you would actually call my car anything beyond an artwork in Real life,  now that would be a feat to see..  

FYI Mini,  its Blue Not Purple.

[WldThing]

Originally posted by Mini D
Holy crap... I missed this one.

As I gaze at your strategic placement of the nitrous bottle, I've realized that I may have errored in my "you don't know much about cars" assessment.  I'd officially like to change it to "you don't know much about anything".

P.S.  Guages are for guys that go slow enough that taking their eyes off the road isn't a big thing.

Well once you grow up you'll know not to TOUCH the BIG BLUE BOTTLE ok?

[Mini D]

Hey, you tell yourself it's any color that makes you feel more confident.  Me... I'm gonna hop in my mini and drive it to work tomorrow.  Maybe I'll see ya on the way, nursing the car home with that broken axle.

For now, I'll just leave you to your own devices in this thread.  I'd say my work is done, but it wasn't even needed.  Carry on riceboy.

MiniD

[WldThing]

Originally posted by Mini D
Hey, you tell yourself it's any color that makes you feel more confident.  Me... I'm gonna hop in my mini and drive it to work tomorrow.  Maybe I'll see ya on the way, nursing the car home with that broken axle.

For now, I'll just leave you to your own devices in this thread.  I'd say my work is done, but it wasn't even needed.  Carry on riceboy.

MiniD

I only brake axel's over pitty morons like yourself that try to make me prove something to them.

Im not quite sure what you proved in this post,  you and a few other folks have tried to Bash with the same "ricer boy" comments and yet none hurt my pride.  If your going to try to break my back with your witty comments i suggest to try much harder.  Toodle - Doo

P.S Off to bed too,  have work in the morning,  been a fun chat!

[Steve]

This is ugly.....  aww hell, who am I to talk?  

Carry on.

[lazs2]

nitrous.... and 13.3 is all that slug will do?   I never stoop to nitrous.   So what does it do when the bottle runs out, like 15.5?

what a friggin joke.. I guarentee I could get in the 12's with funked's car on the baby bottle.  break axles?  no wonder... nitrous breaks stuff... serves the wussies right.

Artwork?  what did you fabricate?  Looks like you bought every blue/purple anodized part they made for that turkey and slapped it on.   That's what they call "art" these days?  

Grab a copy of "Rod & Custom" to get an idea of what guys with hot wrenches and welders can do.

What question did you need answered?  I am not running nitrous and I can get all lazy 450 hp(either car) or so Through BOTH wheels and not break anything.   How many Hp are you geting through your pimped out unicycle?

I am not close to rich.  If I wanted to paint the Healey I would paint it myself.

lazs

[lazs2]

What?  no roll bar?  It is the slowest car I have ever seen with a 5 point harness tho...

lazs

[WldThing]

Originally posted by lazs2
nitrous.... and 13.3 is all that slug will do?   I never stoop to nitrous.   So what does it do when the bottle runs out, like 15.5?

what a friggin joke.. I guarentee I could get in the 12's with funked's car on the baby bottle.  break axles?  no wonder... nitrous breaks stuff... serves the wussies right.

What question did you need answered?  I am not running nitrous and I can get all lazy 450 hp(either car) or so Through BOTH wheels and not break anything.   How many Hp are you geting through your pimped out unicycle?
 

This isnt a discussion about Funked's car..

And yes your exactly right,  the sad thing about my car is that i run 400 horses at the wheel,  and yet my times are pretty high for that many horses.  But dont worry i have had some help in figuring out how to restrain the engine with so much pull,  it should be fixed this Spring.  Not everything is fixed with heading to the shop and getting under the car,  takes some actual thinking..

BTW i answered your gauge question i guess?

[WldThing]

Originally posted by lazs2
Artwork?  what did you fabricate?  Looks like you bought every blue/purple anodized part they made for that turkey and slapped it on.   That's what they call "art" these days?  

 

Im sure if you knew anything about my car,  you'd be able to figure out that no part is made specific for my car except the TC2 Bodykit..  Everyihing else has to be molded in after endless hours of pain staking sanding.  But im sure i can just "slap" it on..