Author Topic: FDBs... or FDPs? (Read 1927 times)

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2001, 11:13:00 AM »

There was a day when the FDBs more than made up for flying ineptness by verbal assaults that caused most recipients to actually question their own self worth.

Ah... the good old days.

Now, they strive to stay politically correct and are actually the recipients of more than they dish out. I'm going to have to agree with the FDP label... though if I say it out loud I'm sure my wife will know and will kick my ass.

Yes... that's right... I'm calling the FDBs the FDPs... me... someone that's afraid that his wife is going to kick his ass.

AKDejaVu

Fatty · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2001, 12:20:00 PM »

I believe SOB is right, this open hostility can leave permanent scars upon the community. If we wish to live and fly in a loving community, this inflammatory language cannot be allowed to continue.

mason22 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2001, 12:50:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Fatty:
I believe SOB is right, this open hostility can leave permanent scars upon the community. If we wish to live and fly in a loving community, this inflammatory language cannot be allowed to continue.

fargin pansy

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Mason Fat Drunk (chute shooting) Bastards -- "shut up and FLY"

Animal · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2001, 01:57:00 PM »

amazinhunks
you want verbal abuse?
I'll give you some.

but not here.
cya all in channel 1

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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum

Fatty: as am I

Fat DRUNK Bastards
Join Team Aces High, help cancer research.[/url]

[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 05-30-2001).]

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2001, 02:18:00 PM »

Oh shut up animal. After your post about "moving back in with dad and re-evaluating my life"... you might as well just get back under fatty's desk. Heard he likes to ask you about your daddy on a regular basis.

I swear... the FDBs used to have rules regarding sex with sheep: 1) Just say ewww to ewes. 2) If it doesn't have horns its probably not horny 3) Did you say your name was Ram? <Schwing!>

Now, I seriously doubt they mention sex with seep anymore. I'm even beginning to think a couple of them may be hetro. I also believe that they are now aware of their own nakedness and refuse to fly nude anymore.

The new caring sensitive millenium is upon us. The FDBs have become the Weight Conscious Alchohal Abusing Single Parent squad. FDPs is still a better handle.

AKDejaVu

Animal · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2001, 02:21:00 PM »

you will regret this, dirtball.

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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum

Fatty: as am I

Fat DRUNK Bastards
Join Team Aces High, help cancer research.[/url]

Maniac · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2001, 02:42:00 PM »

"Oh shut up animal. After your post about "moving back in with dad and re-evaluating my life"... you might as well just get back under fatty's desk. Heard he likes to ask you about your daddy on a regular basis."

ROFLMAD! Oh my GOD! that one is gonna be an classic Deja!!!

Sorry couldnt keep away

Vulcan · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2001, 02:49:00 PM »

<hands Fatty a box of tissues>

cough studmuffin cough

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Originally posted by Fatty:
I believe SOB is right, this open hostility can leave permanent scars upon the community. If we wish to live and fly in a loving community, this inflammatory language cannot be allowed to continue.

Hangtime · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2001, 03:06:00 PM »

Heehehehheee...

Animal · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2001, 05:50:00 PM »

I like ice cream

Cobra · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2001, 08:49:00 PM »

This just in......

Phil Donahue has been made a squad member of the FDP's.

In a press release, Mr. Donahue stated that "this is a group of fellows that he can really bond with and relate to."

He goes on to say that, and I quote, "One would have to look far and wide to find a more sensitive, caring group of men who don't put up false testosterone facades.
This collection of men, I am proud to bring into my sensitivity workshops as modern role models for today's caring male, who unencumbered by male machismo, can relate and share common interests with our female friends."

Now, if this wasn't enough, Mr. Donahue stated that Alan Alda has also been invited to join the group.

And in an even more bizarre twist, the FDP's have appointed Richard Simmons as their physical trainer.

The Press Conference was held at the FDP's new headquarters, which was tastefully decorated with some tips from their new plane decorator, Martha Stewart.

I am told the FDP's new cockpit designs will have very tasteful window treatments. Accented with nice hanging plants.

Their new Logo will incorporate the NOW symbol.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2001, 08:57:00 PM »

Cobra.. had you heard anything on the Pat Boone recruiting drive? I hear they may have gotten him.

AKDejaVu

Nash · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2001, 09:28:00 PM »

From what I understand, Pat Boone was all set to join when the FDP turned him down at the last minute.

It was recently discovered by one of the FDP members that Pat Boone appeared at the American Music Awards in 1997 dressed in chains, a leather vest and sporting fake tattoos. He was promoting a new album that he had made of covers of heavy metal music.

This was deemed too offensive and demonstrated a complete lack of character and a clean set of moral values. In essence, it was distasteful.

The offer was quickly rescinded.

Hangtime · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2001, 10:06:00 PM »

..but not before he cleaned the latrines, paid the 1st 20 year memebership dues and spent the obligiatory 12 hours in a 6x9 with Fatty's Mom.

Fact is; my cat kicked his bellybutton with a 205 in a HO while he wuz in a Chog. We were forced to disapprove his application.

Further, Martha Stewart withdrew her support after Fatty's Mom wiped her bellybutton using martha's new chintz bathroom curtains..

Richard Simmons quit right after Animal came back and swiped the new teddy he was saving for Sally...

Alan Alda was asked to leave after he swiped Mason's sack of Oreo's and botched Creamo's testicle enlargemenet operation.

All in all we're havin a hell of a time.. Trimmer thinks the squad goldfish is God's Chosen Voice on Earth, Fatty's annoyed at the stinky curtains in the bathroom, Animal keeps augering when his new teddy flys up in the inverts, Mason's still lookin fer his magic cookies and Creamo sounds awful shrill lately on RW.

*sigh*

On the good side... ummm... ahhh....we still got 27 kegs of iced beer here in the ready room. Now if Sally would just quit playing grab-ass with SOB's monkey and produce the tap we sent him out for last week... (that's when all this wierd toejam strted, yah know??)

Hang

skernsk · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2001, 11:58:00 PM »

We are still the same bastards....we just got tired of the whiners and decided to play the game nice.

As for you Vulcan you run like a pansy in your Typhoon.

Nice post though.....hooked almost the whole dam squad