T-boned, hit and run

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
I'm going to do some cruising this week end around some questionable neighborhoods about 7 miles from here on Sat. We'll see what turns up.

And you'll be in your sparkly BMW sports sedan, right?

This just in to our newsroom!

Tacoma Man's Wife Gets T-Boned, He Gets Carjacked
by Jayson Blair, Times Staff Reporter

TACOMA - A local man's wife was involved in a hit-and-run accident yesterday at a rural intersection as she made her way home.  The victim, driving a white Ford Explorer, was turning left when an older Honda tried to make an illegal pass and struck the SUV near the driver's-side door.

"They just came out of nowhere.  I looked in my mirror, started my turn, and then BAM!," the victim explained.

The perpetrator then veered off the road and a passenger got out of the Honda and approached the victim.  The passenger, described by witnesses as a slender white female, made threatening gestures at the victim while the driver of the Honda maneuvered the car around the stopped SUV.  The passenger then got back into the Honda and the vehicle sped away.

"I've seen their type before.  Total white trash, probably hiked up on meth they cooked in their trailer," the woman said.

A few days later, the victim's husband decided to investigate a few local neighborhoods in search of the suspects' Honda.  While slowly cruising a local subdivision in his meticulously-groomed BMW sports sedan, the man stopped at an intersection and became a victim himself as gunmen carjacked his vehicle.

"They just came out of nowhere.  I looked in my mirror, started to go, and then BAM!", the man explained.

Police are asking for public assistance in locating a mid-80's Honda, possibly white or red, with front-end damage.  Police are also asking for assistance in recovering a BMW sports sedan, possibly with indoor/outdoor carpet fibers embedded in the tire treads.

In other news, Salty Sol's Fishing Emporium announced that it was drastically reducing the price of its premium line of fishfinders.  "The JawsHunter 2000 is our top-of-the-line model, and with the first day of Spring this past weekend, we figured we'd celebrate by having a clearance event," Sol Fleischmann, owner of Salty Sol's, announced proudly, "Come on down to Salty Sol's!  Free hot dogs for the kids!"

[GtoRA2]

Funny hit and run story.

I worked with a guy, he was one of my techs I suppervised. Nice guy ride a Motorcycle to work.

He comes in late one day and is pissed.

Someone rearended him and took off, it just dented the back of the bike up and nocked him down so he was pinned and someone had to help him get the bike up. he did not get the plate since he was stuck under the bike.

So we go out and are looking at the damage, and one of the guys points at something...

"whats that"

The owner pulls it out, it was the front plate from the car.


The person claimed they where not drving it but after a battle the insurance company fixed the bike.




Few years later on the same bike someone pulled out infront of him. totaled the bike and gave my budy a new titanian part in his leg...

[Ripsnort]

ROTFLOL Gofaster! You have quite the talent for humor!


Sending it to the wife.

(By the way, we do not live in Tacoma! and I'd drive my 4X4 so I can crush any small white Honda''s with front end damage. )

[texace]

Beater or not, no doubt the car will be easy to find. Good luck

[GRUNHERZ]

Ouch! Good to hear Laura is OK. Send her my regards.