Hmmmm, just like my post to Delta, me thinks this of your excitement:
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters' dead.
Receiver is off the hook.
Skylight leaks a little.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
Just kidding you of course!
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Brian "Ripsnort" Nelson
++JG2++ ~Richthofen~ XO
(Formerly VF-101 Grim Reapers~Rip1~Warbirds~)
JG2 "Richthofen" 
"Opfer mussen gebracht werden"
- Otto Lilienthal
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 02-29-2000).]
