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« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2004, 09:43:56 PM »
I found out my mother's new boyfriend was working at some energy department installation, I broke in and aquired enough plutonium to build a low yeild nuclear weapon.  I tried to enter it in the science fair, but the FBI, NEST, and the DoD foiled my plans.

It ended up a messy hostage situation in the place where I got the plutonium, and... wait ...no that was a movie.
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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2004, 11:11:14 PM »
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Middle of Minnesota winter night. Was going down a road in my winter beater('73 olds 98) near Brainard


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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2004, 11:20:56 PM »
I saved most of my stupidity for college.

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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2004, 11:38:42 PM »
1. Drove my 73 Celica down the hall after school, not caught.
2. A friend rode my hood playing bullrider (with my car as the bull trying to throw him off) behind the school - caught.
3. Drilled out lock to maintenance closet, climbed pipes up into the false ceiling, then my friend and I crawled along boards that lay horizontally across the ceiling joists.  We crawled over a bunch of class rooms with active classes right below us.  I could have reached down and knocked a ceiling tile onto a teachers head, not to mention the hilarity that would ensure if I lost my balance and came through the ceiling.  Dumb because of all the asbestos up there, I wonder how many years my life was shortened.... - not caught
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« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2004, 12:03:22 AM »
I think i'll let the statute of limitations expire before I say what happened.


Btw, asbestos is only dangerous if you're grinding away / digging it up.  You'll be fine.
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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2004, 06:53:55 AM »
1.) Flushed a frack ball (Used in the oil fields to seal well casings) down the toilet on the second floor, it detonated above the Junior English class (took out a 2-3 foot section of  6 inch sewer line)

2) Night of the junior/senior prom, I removed the bubble lights from a police car that came to brake up the party, Lights are still hanging on the wall at my fathers house.
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2004, 10:52:06 AM »
Way too much reckless driving while drunk, way too much driving period while drunk. Car chases though suburbs with the lights off. A five minute drive home turned into 45 minutes becuse I got lost in the process (one eyed, who knows what the blood alcohol level was). It was hardly an area I didn't know like the back of my hand when sober. I can't even remember all the "almosts."

I can't express to this day how lucky I was (for such gross stupidity and lack of consideration for others), how frightening it is in retrospect, and how thankful I am today, and how careful I am today.

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« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2004, 10:57:01 AM »
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Btw, asbestos is only dangerous if you're grinding away / digging it up. You'll be fine.


Yeah, I've done that :( Hopefull not too much in the two years I spent around it. I remember grinding old asbestos gaskets off bearing housings with nothing but a dust mask on. Fortunately, didn't do more than a week or so of this (but spent way too much time around "safe" Kaowool without a mask and practically bathed in tolulene during this time). More young and dumb.

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