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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2004, 07:08:52 PM »
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All croation immigrants were associated with the croatian mafia.


News Flash:

All Croation immigrants were also associated with Croatia.

Detail at 11:00.
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2004, 09:10:04 PM »
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All croation immigrants were associated with the croatian mafia.


Have fun starting that Prius tommorow morning!  :D
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2004, 09:23:04 PM »
Does the Christmoblie have seatbelts??:D
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2004, 10:19:51 PM »
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The Christmobile. christians belittle their religion far far better then i could ever could.


The following wish to belittle themselves by sponsoring stock cars:

Tide
Budweiser
Busch
Nextel
Dupont
Cheerios
Old El Paso
GM Goodwrench
Kodak
Interstate Batteries
Coors Light
UPS
US ARMY
Miller Beer

What are these people trying to do?
Imagine trying to get your message out to the public by advertizing.
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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2004, 10:31:12 AM »
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The following wish to belittle themselves by sponsoring stock cars:

Tide
Budweiser
Busch
Nextel
Dupont
Cheerios
Old El Paso
GM Goodwrench
Kodak
Interstate Batteries
Coors Light
UPS
US ARMY
Miller Beer

What are these people trying to do?
Imagine trying to get your message out to the public by advertizing.


LOL they are all trying to make money. Exactly what the christians are doing. Trying to get more people to go to their perticular church in order to get more money. Why else would they ask for donations on their TV programs that already make money via commercials. They belittle their religion by stooping to common corprate markeing scheme's.
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« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2004, 10:59:36 AM »
This is the best thing since "Buddy Jesus"





If JC wants a NASCAR team than it is god's will.
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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2004, 11:20:59 AM »
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This is the best thing since "Buddy Jesus"





If JC wants a NASCAR team than it is god's will.


lol everyone loves buddy jesus.
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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2004, 12:39:17 PM »
SOB, I almost cried reading that, I was laughing so hard.

I wonder if the Buddy Christ makes an appearance on the Christmobile? On the trunk or something.

*pic of Buddy Christ saying "God thinks you're cool for letting me pass you."*
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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2004, 02:21:11 PM »
That is some funny shiet. I guess we can wish them God speed :)
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2004, 09:13:08 PM »
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LOL they are all trying to make money. Exactly what the christians are doing. Trying to get more people to go to their perticular church in order to get more money. Why else would they ask for donations on their TV programs that already make money via commercials. They belittle their religion by stooping to common corprate markeing scheme's.


The US Army is trying to make money?

Religious marketing schemes predate corporate marketing schemes by millenia.  I think you are getting the originator of the idea mixed up with the follower.  Since the dawn of man religions have marketed themselves to grow and win converts and many (of course not all) have believed that they are doing the right thing with little thought of personal gain.  

Religious organizations have had missions to 'spread the word' and in order to do that donations have traditionally been accepted.  Many religious followers have taken (and lived with) vows of poverty.

I think you paint with a broad brush... Mother Teresa did  not own a Mercedes...
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2004, 09:23:36 PM »
So they are tax exempt to sponser race cars, interesting.
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2004, 09:35:20 PM »
It's my guess that the money Budweiser spends on racing is tax exempt in some fashion as it is the business expense of advertising.
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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2004, 09:36:34 PM »
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... Mother Teresa did  not own a Mercedes...

Yeah, she was always known as saying "Mercedes are for classless avacados".  Teresa was a Jaguar woman all the way.
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2004, 11:11:08 PM »
I think Frogm4n is gay, feeling guilty about it due to religion, feeling abused because he's the beoitch for the FDB's, and is turning his anger towards religion for making him feel guilty and/or willing to be abused by the FDB's.

This, of course, is just a hypothesis.

My other hypothesis is that Frogm4n is a super advanced cybord sent from the future to kill the mother of his maker because of his guilt derived from religion and his homosexualness.

I have another hypothesis...but I'll save it for another time.
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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2004, 11:46:23 PM »
God MUST have a sense of humor...witness all the CLOWNS he created.

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