America.

[Skuzzy]

Originally posted by NUKE
no personal attacks, no BB violations, no cussing.....just an opinion. Don't you remember me being on probation for about 4 months?

I honestly don't remember NUKE.  If you were on probation that long, then I screwed up.  I apologize for that.

[NUKE]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
I honestly don't remember NUKE.  If you were on probation that long, then I screwed up.  I apologize for that.

I accept that.

[Airhead]

The scene: A small West Texas cow town. A dusty stranger rides his horse to the front of the saloon, dismounts and enters.

NUKE: Bartender, give me a Whiskey. I'm lookin for that low down mangy dog who banned me- Skuzzy is his handle.

Skuzzy: (from a poker table across the room, in a low voice) Do I know you, boy?

NUKE: (turning to face Skuzzy as the piano stops playing) Next time you ban a man you better make sure you ban him permanent-like, mister.

Skuzzy: (saloon goes quiet except for the scraping of boots on the wooden floor as the other patrons scramble to get out of the line of fire) I've banned lots of people, boy. Why should I remember you?

NUKE: (blinking, looking confused) But... but... You was WRONG!! I didn't deserve no banning!

Skuzzy: (staring intently at NUKE) If you was banned you deserved it. I never ban an innocent man.

NUKE: (sweating) But... but.... It ain't fair!

Skuzzy: Well, what ya gonna do about it, boy?

NUKE: (gulping, looking nervously about the silent saloon) Why... I'm a gonna... Uh... I'm a gonna...

Skuzzy: You gonna WHAT, boy?

NUKE: (shifting feet, sweating profusely) Why... I'm gonna go fly in the Main Arena, and I'm gonna tell everyone you're a big poo-poo head! (nods head matter-of-factly) Yup, that's what I'm a-gonna do!(strides quickly out of the saloon)

Skuzzy: (turning back to his poker game to the sound of fading hoofbeats, the piano and saloon chatter) Man, I hate this job.

[NUKE]

Originally posted by Airhead
The scene: A small West Texas cow town. A dusty stranger rides his horse to the front of the saloon, dismounts and enters.

NUKE: Bartender, give me a Whiskey. I'm lookin for that low down mangy dog who banned me- Skuzzy is his handle.

Skuzzy: (from a poker table across the room, in a low voice) Do I know you, boy?

NUKE: (turning to face Skuzzy as the piano stops playing) Next time you ban a man you better make sure you ban him permanent-like, mister.

Skuzzy: (saloon goes quiet except for the scraping of boots on the wooden floor as the other patrons scramble to get out of the line of fire) I've banned lots of people, boy. Why should I remember you?

NUKE: (blinking, looking confused) But... but... You was WRONG!! I didn't deserve no banning!

Skuzzy: (staring intently at NUKE) If you was banned you deserved it. I never ban an innocent man.

NUKE: (sweating) But... but.... It ain't fair!

Skuzzy: Well, what ya gonna do about it, boy?

NUKE: (gulping, looking nervously about the silent saloon) Why... I'm a gonna... Uh... I'm a gonna...

Skuzzy: You gonna WHAT, boy?

NUKE: (shifting feet, sweating profusely) Why... I'm gonna go fly in the Main Arena, and I'm gonna tell everyone you're a big poo-poo head! (nods head matter-of-factly) Yup, that's what I'm a-gonna do!(strides quickly out of the saloon)

Skuzzy: (turning back to his poker game to the sound of fading hoofbeats, the piano and saloon chatter) Man, I hate this job.

I was banned for saying "it's okay to threaten somone with vilolence, but it's not okay to say "it's just a cat"

[Nilsen]

OMG.. ROFL Airhead

You should write plays for a living or cartoon strips for the paper

Sorry Nuke but that was funny

[crabofix]

Originally posted by NUKE
I was banned for saying "it's okay to threaten somone with vilolence, but it's not okay to say "it's just a cat"

I have also been on probation, Nuke, I feel with you.

[Airhead]

Originally posted by crabofix
I have also been on probation, Nuke, I feel with you.

Take a number, Crabofix. Only one walk on the beach at a time. (and it's feel FOR you, not feel WITH you. Feel WITH you makes you guys sound...uh...gay.)

[AKIron]

Originally posted by Nilsen10
OMG.. ROFL Airhead

You should write plays for a living or cartoon strips for the paper

Sorry Nuke but that was funny

He has his moments don't he. Almost makes ya not mind being the butt of his joke.

[crabofix]

Originally posted by Airhead
Take a number, Crabofix. Only one walk on the beach at a time. (and it's feel FOR you, not feel WITH you. Feel WITH you makes you guys sound...uh...gay.)

[Nilsen]

yeah Iron... it wouldnt make a diff who it was..... he gave me a funny mental image. mix that image the brew im drinking and you have a great time.

[airguard]

Wow, It is strange that a post like Nilsen started (wich I agree with 100%) can give so many strange replies

The o'club seems nervous and edgy for the time beeing.
I think a lot of people forget that we (atleast the western countries) have pretty much the same way of living and thinking.
With some small diffrences ofcourse, but thats just healthy and good too.

You guys go have fun flying, I have no freaking stick that works anymore and have to wait until tuesday hehe.

[Nilsen]

Glad to see there are more like me airguard... i knew there were but...

lol and i have no account so im playing chess

[Sandman]

Thanks Nilsen.

[Nilsen]

Sandman

[Gixer]

So if I post a similar bellybutton kissing statement my respect from the americans on this board will go up as well?

Personally I don't hold any more or less respect for the US then any other of our allies. Though I do think US credibility has gone down hill alot in the world since the whole Iraq episode and missing weapons of mass distruction.



...-Gixer