- this would be alot more fun with more people
- breathe through your nose!
- what tampoon?
- you look younger than you feel
- oooo, you look alot like your sister!
- are you done soon? i have a meeting.
- pass me the remote plase
- did i mention the cam?
- a plastic surgeon will fix that in less than an hour
- dont worry..we all look funny in the nude
- i used to be a woman...
- use your finger..its bigger!
- its nice to be in bed with someone i dont have to inflate
- my mom tought me this
- mooo!
- should i ask why you are bleeding?
- maybe you are just out of practise
- i want babies!
- wait..let me change the channel
- how long are you gonna be "nearly there" ?
- stop moving..im spilling my beer!
- was that it??
- the roof could use some paint
- do you know what spiders do after?
hope none of them were to much for bbs rules
