Author Topic: Lichtenstein (Read 359 times)

Saintaw · « **on:** April 13, 2004, 05:15:21 AM »

Why not?

straffo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2004, 05:19:46 AM »

NO Becasue yuo ca'nt spill ya dw33b !!

Liechtenstein

or you perhaps you were thinking of Roy Lichtenstein ?

Westy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2004, 07:44:49 AM »

"Why not?"

US armed forces are simply spread too thin right now. They'd also be sure to put up a better fight than the Iraqi's and as the record shows over the past 20 odd years the US has only attacked smaller countries it feels it can slam dunk easily. Lichtenstein would be just too too big.

Saintaw · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2004, 05:39:25 AM »

they have too much beer. now THAT's a valid reason to invade if i ever saw one.

Straffo, Spheeling was nevar my strongest point

Stringer · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:42:08 AM »

Hopefully their Beer Museums are open on Saturdays!!

NEVAR FORGET THE BEER!!!:p

Saintaw · « **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2004, 09:31:43 AM »

LMAO

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2004, 11:12:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Westy
"Why not?"

US armed forces are simply spread too thin right now. They'd also be sure to put up a better fight than the Iraqi's and as the record shows over the past 20 odd years the US has only attacked smaller countries it feels it can slam dunk easily. Lichtenstein would be just too too big.

I think Liechtenstein is safe from US troops. They have violated any UN resolutions, gased their own people, or invased neighboring countries that Im aware of.

Westy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2004, 12:25:35 PM »

But you can never know for sure Saurdaukar. IMO we should be preemptive and strike now! Before they can do any of that.

I also think we should attack North Korea again for thier prior invasions of South Korea and for all of the atrocities they've committed against thier own people for the past 60. And looky here! They like to play games with UN resolutiuons too.

Yeee ha. And since we got a lot of bombs and a huge military industrial complex just drooling for more contracts let's do Japan up again too as memorial to thier attack on Pearl Harbor, for thier atrocities in Asia and thier ignoring the Geneva Convention.

Saintaw · « **Reply #8 on:** April 14, 2004, 02:01:16 PM »

*Whispers in Westy's ear*: can't do that ...I have familly there. Wouldn't be nice now, would it.

Saur, I bet you wear boxing gloves and a flak jacket whenever you go to a wedding, right ?

straffo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 14, 2004, 02:07:51 PM »

Seriously Saw as you are going from smaller to more smaller countries ...
how will you end ? bishop in the Vatican ?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2004, 05:05:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Saintaw

Saur, I bet you wear boxing gloves and a flak jacket whenever you go to a wedding, right ?

Nah, I dont do weddings. Basically funerals with fancy dresses - who the hell wants to be a part of that?

Westy - NOW we're talking! Although I must recommend going after Poland first... their sausage should be considered a WMD as far as Im concerned. After consumption, the symptoms of exposure are similar to anthrax.

Saintaw · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2004, 01:33:34 AM »

Straffo, I think the smallest country EVAR is located somewhere in SE Asia...I forgot the name now, Buthan maybe? If I ever manage to get the Pope's salary... you BET I'm moving over to the Vatican, and taking over the world!

*makes a note* Do not invite Saur at my funeral, can't have a big guy wearing a flak jacket and a fancy dress at my funerals... unless I move to SF.