Author Topic: Starting a new club for chute shooters (Read 843 times)

Reschke · « **on:** April 19, 2004, 12:14:27 PM »

Its called Chute Shooters Anonymous. Membership is open to anyone who wishes to recognize their inability to keep from pulling the trigger on dweebs dumb enough to pop their chute high in the air.

Morpheus · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2004, 12:17:01 PM »

All chutes must die. Unless they are at 5k and up. Then they must wait there to die.

Im in:D

Shane · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2004, 12:53:18 PM »

anonymous, hell!! i usually announce i just shot their chute with a, "you suck so bad i killed you twice."

jodgi · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2004, 01:29:55 PM »

I really feel compelled to shoot the chutes when I get the sense I'm dealing with a score dude (runners and such...). I do shoot chutes on a whim also, I'm just not systematic.

Am I eligible to join?

ChuBBs · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2004, 01:30:03 PM »

hello i'm chubbs and i'm a chute shooter. I just see them and think wonder if i can get a bullet right up there arse. I just cant help shooting the dweebs. They must not live!

SlapShot · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2004, 01:32:40 PM »

Exploding meatwads !!! gotta love 'em.

Reschke · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2004, 01:37:00 PM »

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Originally posted by jodgi
I really feel compelled to shoot the chutes when I get the sense I'm dealing with a score dude (runners and such...). I do shoot chutes on a whim also, I'm just not systematic.

Am I eligible to join?

runners, score potatos, chute whiners, any and all AH players who want to be in can join.

We don't discriminate and we don't hate but if you pop your chute you are the BAIT! Yeah I know I can't rhyme but what the heck I don't think I can spell either.

Furious · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2004, 01:38:30 PM »

Chute killers disgust me.

rod367th · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2004, 01:45:40 PM »

Shooting chutes increases you Hit % plus love the whines on channel 1.. if it morphy i'll auger my 262 trying to kill his chute.

Morpheus · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2004, 02:50:01 PM »

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if it morphy i'll auger my 262 trying to kill his chute.

LOL!:D

68DevilM · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2004, 03:08:33 PM »

kill em all below 1k any hirer and youll alow them to up faster

Shane · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2004, 03:20:24 PM »

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Originally posted by 68DevilM
kill em all below 1k any hirer and youll alow them to up faster

which is most excellent!!! that way you can do it all over again!

i mean you already killed him twice, what's to fear?

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2004, 03:20:40 PM »

Personally I'd like ot see the body in the chute go limp when shot instead of explode. And/or the chute deflate and go plummeting to the earth. LOL

I usually dont make a habit of shooting chutes I'd rather make em suffer through the whole ride down.
But I did one yesterday.
Just shot the guy down. Short time after that my engine conked out and I had two guys after me. I Turned my plane and there he was. And given the circumstances.
It seemed like the thing ta do

Jackal1 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2004, 05:23:21 PM »

I personaly like being the BAIT.
Nothing like getting completely swarmed at a friiendly base with the town down and a goon inbound, popping the silk and watching 4 or 5 heros make 15 or 20 passes trying to shoot your chute while completely abandoning the goon driver.

Shane · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2004, 05:27:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
I personaly like being the BAIT.
Nothing like getting completely swarmed at a friiendly base with the town down and a goon inbound, popping the silk and watching 4 or 5 heros make 15 or 20 passes trying to shoot your chute while completely abandoning the goon driver.

but it really sucks, when just one guy expends less than 5-10 rounds of .303 or .50 and pops you on one pass, eh?