A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-stuck right in the middle of the cow's prettythang."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that"!
