Author Topic: If you had one wish (Read 835 times)

ravells · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2004, 06:27:19 PM »

If I were the genie, I'd fry you for being such a smartass Sau...

Ravs

ravells · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2004, 06:28:15 PM »

Furball, her tit's arn't big enough.

And could you get me one with an outie?

Ravs

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2004, 06:36:46 PM »

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Originally posted by ravells
If I were the genie, I'd fry you for being such a smartass Sau...

Ravs

Ok, ok... this is what I would wish for...

I would donate $87B of it to the Fed to curb *****ing on the forums, buy alot of ****, and with the rest of the money - as Lawrence said...

"...I tell you what I'd do man... two chicks at the same time, man."

ravells · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2004, 06:43:25 PM »

Honesty is the best policy!

Ravs

p.s. is that you?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2004, 06:48:23 PM »

LOL - hell no.

Thats "Lawrence" from Office Space .

This is me:

DiabloTX · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2004, 07:02:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
This is me:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLINDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ravells · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2004, 07:08:47 PM »

God! you look............just like me!

Ravs

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2004, 07:08:59 PM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLINDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Michael, this poster has a peculiar distaste to your picture."

"Kick his ass, Mr. Feeny, I mean Kit."

capt. apathy · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2004, 09:34:11 PM »

I'd like to see Trump on one side of the table, GW Bush on the other.

then those lovely words "You're Fired!!"

DiabloTX · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2004, 09:36:53 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
I'd like to see Trump on one side of the table, GW Bush on the other.

then those lovely words "You're Fired!!"

Hmmm...would Trump file for unemployment then?

Nash · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2004, 09:43:41 PM »

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

SunKing · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2004, 09:43:54 PM »

"Leprechaun back to the Hood VI " to finally be filmed.

Leslie · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2004, 05:57:21 AM »

Everybody knows genies grant three wishes, not one or two, but three. Which makes it kinda tough for the wisher. No escape clause.

Cowardly me would wish the genie back in the bottle.

Les

jigsaw · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2004, 06:23:19 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
that I had the time and the money (at the same time) to complete flight school.

Come out to Phoenix and I'll hook ya up.

deSelys · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2004, 07:36:25 AM »

To be bitten by a red & blue genetically enhanced spider...