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Offline SunKing

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« on: April 28, 2004, 07:26:15 PM »
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY YOU ASK? WELL...



1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2004, 07:39:54 PM »
Hey! You gotta get lewinsky out and Bush in. Bush is a choker:lol
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"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

Offline Red Tail 444

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2004, 08:09:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Hey! You gotta get lewinsky out and Bush in. Bush is a choker:lol


man, that's low, the guy could have died!

 :rofl
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Offline Red Tail 444

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Re: Worst Golf Foursome
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2004, 08:16:39 PM »
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Originally posted by SunKing
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY YOU ASK? WELL...



1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST


ROFL, lemme try

1. John Ashcroft
2. Robert Dole
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. David Duke

1. Ashcroft can't play the fairway
2. Dole can't get it in the hole
3. Bill can't hit left side approaches
4. Duke can't strike anything white with dimples
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