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The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2004, 11:16:05 PM »
we have a winner

Offline AKcurly

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Re: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2004, 11:45:28 PM »
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BMW drivers have more sex.



Ya know, that's a fair resemblance to Funky.  Better looking of course and younger, but really close.

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The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2004, 12:25:09 AM »
Don't fret saur... you're reading the data all wrong (you sappy 330i owner you)...

Ask the following question to a Porsche owner and a BMW owner:

Q: Is driving your car better than sex?

Porsche Answer: Yes
BMW Answer: Not really... they're both pretty bad but I lie and tell everyone it's great.

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The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2004, 01:50:04 AM »
Rips new nickname, Ripper the zipper!

:rofl

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The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2004, 02:33:49 AM »
Of course if the survey had specified that sex with yourself didn't count, the results would have been very different. :aok