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Offline Gunslayer

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New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
« on: December 29, 2000, 11:59:00 PM »
New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!

Yes hot on the tails of many virtual AH pilots request for realism is the newest feature from Hitech Industries, The Realinator Chair!!!!! Yes the Realinator chair is the ultimate in flight sim combat realism. For a mere $3,995 the Realinator can be shipped straight to your door. But what does the Realinator chair do you ask. The answer is simple.

 Just sit in the chair and fire up Aces High. You will be captivated when you realize that when you get shot down the realinator chair actually KILLS YOU!!!! No more lousy ping sound effect, with Realinator real metal spikes pierce your vital organs when you get shot. Tired of wimpy force feedback effect? No problem, with realinator, when you crash into the carrier, it actually BREAKS YOUR SPINE!!!!

You'll be full of glee when you realize that blood running down your monitor isn't some texture mapped polygon, ITS YOUR SPLEEN!!!

Yes Realinator, the realistic combat experience you only get to have once!!!!!

Offline Mattibaby80

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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2000, 01:20:00 AM »
.....and it dices and slices and also makes julien fries. (sorry dont know how to spell the last one)  

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Offline texace

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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2000, 03:04:00 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the word "pilot kill"



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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2000, 03:47:00 AM »
I'm kinda curious to know if that thing comes with Virual Vixens CD......why you all looking at me like that?

I was just curious.  Really.  I'm not going to actually buy it.

.........Just forget I brought it up.

Hans.

Offline Animal

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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2000, 05:03:00 AM »
Oh boy cant wait to chute kill people using that chair!!!

loser111

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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2000, 10:53:00 AM »
gunslayer you fediddlein bastige!!! i spit my orange juice all over my frikken keyboard!! please warn me next time.. call the thread like "the funniest sh*t you have ever read in your whole lame life"

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Offline Gunslayer

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2000, 11:48:00 AM »
Ahh LOser, but half the fun is the shock value !!!!  

Offline pzvg

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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2000, 07:07:00 AM »
Evil,low,mean-spirited,pathetically appealing
to information superhighway crash site rubberneckers,without any redeeming moral feature whatsoever.
I like you,buy ya a beer if ever we meet

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