Author Topic: Archie Manning asks NFL Defensemen Not To Tackle His Son (Read 422 times)

Raubvogel · « **on:** May 05, 2004, 01:57:50 PM »

http://www.thebrushback.com/manning_full.htm

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:02:09 PM »

Talk about favoritism...

"Please don't tackle my son, Eli... but feel free to go ahead and smash Danny to the ground..."

Sixpence · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:05:57 PM »

Is that magazine like the onion?

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:36:59 PM »

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Originally posted by Sixpence
Is that magazine like the onion?

I would hope so, considering the other two articles are "Attorney Advises Kobe Bryant Not To Bend Over To Pick Up The Soap", and "Emmitt Smith Mentors Young Players On How To Pointlessly Prolong Career".

Sixpence · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:45:27 PM »

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Originally posted by Mickey1992
I would hope so, considering the other two articles are "Attorney Advises Kobe Bryant Not To Bend Over To Pick Up The Soap", and "Emmitt Smith Mentors Young Players On How To Pointlessly Prolong Career".

So a sports version of the onion exists? What else are you not telling me!!

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:47:14 PM »

“Are they kidding? The kid doesn’t want to be tackled? This is football. Everyone gets tackled,” said Eagles defensive end Jevon Kearse. “I’m going to make it a point to beat the living **** out of that kid whenever possible. Hell, I’ll even take a penalty if I have to, just for the sheer joy of putting the pretty boy on his ass--that is, if I can stay healthy long enough to get in a game.”

Good writers!

straffo · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:48:16 PM »

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Originally posted by Sixpence
Is that magazine like the onion?

YEp look at their disclaimer :

Lance · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2004, 03:41:36 PM »

Heh, the best headline is: Latrell Sprewell’s Pet Parrot Won’t Stop Saying ‘Mother****er’

AKCasca · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:01:59 PM »

http://www.thebrushback.com/poorpeople_full.htm

Now this "story" is a great bit of un-news. Too real to be funny.

Dune · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:25:48 PM »

The best one on there is "Latrell Sprewell’s Pet Parrot Won’t Stop Saying ‘Mother****er’"

That is classic.

Sandman · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2004, 06:37:39 PM »

NFL doesn't have "defensemen".

That's hockey.

NUKE · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2004, 07:37:45 PM »

ROTFLMAO!!

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“Are they kidding? The kid doesn’t want to be tackled? This is football. Everyone gets tackled,” said Eagles defensive end Jevon Kearse. “I’m going to make it a point to beat the living **** out of that kid whenever possible. Hell, I’ll even take a penalty if I have to, just for the sheer joy of putting the pretty boy on his ass--that is, if I can stay healthy long enough to get in a game.”

Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis promised to remove Manning’s head from his body and vomit down his neck, if given the chance.

“Let me put it this way,” said Lewis from his home in Tampa. “When we play the Giants, it will be my mission to destroy him. I will stomp on him, spit on him, and crush his hopes and dreams. In fact, if he survives the game I will be very surprised. Don’t forget people—I’m crazy. I killed someone.”

Hawklore · « **Reply #12 on:** May 05, 2004, 10:19:26 PM »

I love this quote cause thats what i'd do...

The league’s defensemen are furious with the Mannings, and have vowed to tackle Eli as often as possible.

SirLoin · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2004, 03:05:35 AM »

The Chargers(my team) did really well trading that fluffer...Sorta reminded me of Eric Lidros when he was drafted.