Question for the Married Guys...

[Creamo]

Originally posted by myelo
tardmendous  

That should go right to the FAQ of AH.

Outstanding!

[Wolfala]

Originally posted by myelo
Are you kidding? Look at what we got:

Someone asking for marriage advice on an internet game board…

Middle-aged guys on said board boasting about how often they get some …

Marriage advice that starts with, “Well before the divorce, we …”

Medical guidance from guys with an MD from the University of the Internet…

SOB’s usual tardmendous advice, a picture of a guy with a leopard jock, Dolphin sex….

I mean, come on … you have to give this thread two snaps up.

2 cheers for Chris Rock!

[capt. apathy]

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Originally posted by Saturday
I'm never getting married. Never.

I have a lot of respect for my parents or anyone else who can stay together for 30, 40, 50 years. I have no idea how two people can stay together for decades.
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about 6 months before I got married I was heard to say (and my best man quoted it at the rehearsal dinner) "I'm not getting married until I'm so old and ugly that I'd have to be married to get laid"

there's a lot of reasons why marriages fail, but here's my take on the biggest reasons,  I've never seen a marriage where either of these where a factor make it for the long haul.

1.  where either of them decides that they want to get married and then goes looking for the spouse (victim).  the best I've found is to go through life avoiding marriage until you meet the one person you couldn't imagine being away from.

2. the next guaranteed marriage killer is people who let the kids sleep in their room.  I'm not talking about kids climbing in bed on Saturday morning to watch cartoons.  but a lot of women insist on letting the baby sleep in the bed for the first few months,  and a lot of times months turn into years.  it's hard to have decent sex where your kids sleep.

3.  if you have to talk her into sex when you're dating you're an idiot if you think it's going to get better when you are married.  people who need to be convinced don't really want to,  they are just putting out to keep you interested long enough to marry them, after that there is no point.  kinda like fishing, once you catch the fish and put him in the cooler do you keep throwing bait in there for him?  ho point in it, he's already caught.

[slimm50]

Originally posted by muckmaw
So the question to the married guys, willing to answer...how often do you drop troops in her map room?

ROTFLMAO:lol
Damn that's funny:rofl

[wrag]

Hmm.......

Guess I'm not with the average.

Been married twice and had two live in's.

In 3 of 4 cases it was 1 time per day/once a day minimum.

discussions occured and things got worked out.  After an initial adjustment period I found my mate frequently starting the activities.

If you wish i'll do my best to explain what was discussed, but it's kinda complicated and involves both male and female anatomy, and male and female physical and phsycological needs.  Much of it is supported by both old and new scientific research and is rather clinical in the explaination.

[storch]

Capt. Apathy wrote:

3.  if you have to talk her into sex when you're dating you're an idiot if you think it's going to get better when you are married.  people who need to be convinced don't really want to,  they are just putting out to keep you interested long enough to marry them, after that there is no point.  kinda like fishing, once you catch the fish and put him in the cooler do you keep throwing bait in there for him?  ho point in it, he's already caught.


What Capt. Apathy says here is so true.  One of the most highly sexxed men I have ever known is my brother.  That describes his first long and painful marriage to a tee.

[Creamo]

One of the most highly sexxed men I have ever known is my brother.

Baby Jesus, don't cry, just make it stop.

[beet1e]

Originally posted by Creamo
One of the most highly sexxed men I have ever known is my brother.

Baby Jesus, don't cry, just make it stop.

Geez, Creamo. You've lost all that weight on the Atkins diet, so now you can finally see your knob again. Thought you might appreciate a thread like this.

[txmx]

Originally posted by aknimitz
Im 28, wife 29 - been married four years. I'd say we average 2-5 times/week. We're both attorneys and finding the time sometimes is a bit difficult, as we work late quite often.

Good luck!

Nim

Not hard to belive as lawyers are always ****ing somebody LOL:aok

[DREDIOCK]

Tae into consideration this.

Studies show that Single men live longer then married ones.

But married men are much more willing to die:)

[Sandman]

Ahem... you screwed up the joke.

Married men love longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.