Author Topic: Most shamefull experience with a female(s) (Read 1154 times)

Nilsen · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2004, 01:50:54 AM »

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Originally posted by Dnil
The USS Lexington museum in Corpus Christi. I was a volunteer and helped put most of the aircraft together.

One cold day I was on deck in the cockpit of the A-3. The GF at the time decides to come suprise me. That day it really was a cockpit and I believe the aircraft was telling me something as my GF would soon turn into a whale.

imagine what alot of people would see if the ejection seat was armed and one of you managed to activate it during....

wohoooooooooooooo.....oooops!!!!

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2004, 03:07:15 AM »

The fact that he did 3 ugly ones in 96 hours is not shameful. But being desperate enough to shag 3 total dogs is.

YUCCA · « **Reply #32 on:** May 10, 2004, 03:22:26 AM »

If any of you get into some of these situations i want you to ask:

"What would Jesus Do?"

ravells · « **Reply #33 on:** May 10, 2004, 05:23:12 AM »

Turn the other cheeks?

Ravs

DiabloTX · « **Reply #34 on:** May 10, 2004, 05:36:24 AM »

"Oh God! Oh God! Yesssss! Oh God! OHHHH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*ding*

"Yes son?"

midnight Target · « **Reply #35 on:** May 10, 2004, 08:52:22 AM »

Would getting a hummer from a married woman while she was on the phone with her husband qualify?

THe conversation went something like:
ummhmmmmm. ummmhmmmm, emmhmmmm.

I hate myself for that one.

Udie · « **Reply #36 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:02:18 AM »

Picked up an 18 year old at the nuthouse and "dated" her for 2 weeks. That was pretty damn shamefull being that I was 33 at the time and she lived at home with her parents that were old enough to be my brother and sister

Damn I prolly should have married her

mosgood · « **Reply #37 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:14:02 AM »

WOW!

I had no idea computer nerds where such studs!!

I guess ya'll just tell them that you fly fighters huh?

Udie · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:24:08 AM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Would getting a hummer from a married woman while she was on the phone with her husband qualify?

THe conversation went something like:
ummhmmmmm. ummmhmmmm, emmhmmmm.

I hate myself for that one.

well, you weren't married were you? and as long as she was in a a diferent state than her husband I think you're ok man.

midnight Target · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:27:46 AM »

Nope-and yep. Thanks, I feel better now.

gofaster · « **Reply #40 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:28:01 AM »

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Originally posted by MrCoffee
You are scandalous. All of you.

LOL! That's one of the funniest scenes in that movie.

"Ah! Peter! Yeeee-ahh, have you gotten those TPS reports finished yet? That would be just superrrrr."

gofaster · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:32:42 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Either alot of you write scripts for pron movies or you see alot of them....take your pick.

Well, I was an innocent teen male in this detention center and the counsellor gave me a choice of either 5 more months for bad behavior on a totally trumped-up charge, or working at a mansion for a widow and her teenage daughter for 3 months during the Summer....

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2004, 02:45:35 PM »

This must be the Liberal thread...

As for my sordid past, I would like to leave those skeletons in the closet...

and no not THAT closet, you dirty scumbags ....

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2004, 02:46:27 PM »

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Originally posted by gofaster
Well, I was an innocent teen male in this detention center and the counsellor gave me a choice of either 5 more months for bad behavior on a totally trumped-up charge, or working at a mansion for a widow and her teenage daughter for 3 months during the Summer....

What was the charge?

Was the daughter taggable?

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2004, 02:55:28 PM »

Once when I was Mayor of Portland, I did this 14 year old...

Had to quit my job the other day because of it.