It was Dingy's infinate ass, the central part of the infamous "infinate bellybutton therom". (Hey I got a Nobel prize for my reseach on it)
The gravitational pull from the before mentioned bellybutton pulled on the surface of the sun long enough to cause a solar flare, thefore causing electromagnetic interference and scrambling you connection. (He is such a devious bastage)
At first it was thought that this could only occur (infinate ass) when our friend Dingy was approaching the speed of light in a diving P-51, but the logic has been shattered as of late when he was observed going to the state of infinate bellybutton within a N1K2. This has also been reported with a FW190A5, but currently there is no mathmatical way to support either is possible. Many scientists working on this on-going project are baffled with cries of "Uber!" and "Impossible!", and were struck in an even greater state of despair when it was discovered that the so-called "Nik incident" actually took place in the vertical.
People of earth are currently being warned to be very carfuel with open flame, due to what was once a realtively rare event, that has become all too common.
- Jig
[This message has been edited by Jigster (edited 11-17-2000).]
