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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2004, 07:09:03 PM »
Funny thing as I noticed this trend increasing at work, or I just started to notice it this past year.  My guess is that the release of spittal has a mental flood gate effect and allows guys that are uncomfortable pissing in public to untense and go about the pissing.  Always hear the unrin stream shortly hitting home after the spittal hits the water.

Thats my guess and the truth is it annoys me slightly that some guys spit and piss but my feeling is I am superior because I dont need to spit to piss in public.  Ok, Ive spent way too much time on this.
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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2004, 07:12:53 PM »
I chew, but i've never spit in a urinal. I always have a cup handy. :)

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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2004, 08:34:52 PM »
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I've heard of spittin' watermelon seeds but, damn, urinals?  

MT, I guess you have a lot of time on your hands to contemplate such mind exanding thoughts.


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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2004, 09:27:45 PM »
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Errrrr yup, sorry, my bad.

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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2004, 09:40:51 PM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
My guess is that the release of spittal has a mental flood gate effect and allows guys that are uncomfortable pissing in public to untense and go about the pissing.  Always hear the unrin stream shortly hitting home after the spittal hits the water.


if it's a psychological thing maybe it's just conditioning and they spit out of reflex after seeing certain anatomical parts.

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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2004, 12:46:39 AM »
just a habit.. stuff spraying into the bowl so you get a sort of momentum asking for your spit too.
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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2004, 01:35:22 AM »
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I actually like to try and spit into my urine stream. It makes for a fun game while you're standing there.

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I thought I was the only one who did that! hahahaha
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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2004, 01:57:39 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2004, 04:28:35 AM »
I've never noticed anyone spitting before.    
I guess i'm too busy aiming for the little soap cubie thing or a cigarette butt.
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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2004, 06:03:26 AM »
Just an observation over the years (not that i look at guys pissing)

Tends to be guys that smoke and at that the older aged ones, How did i observe without looking you ask  ??

Been in a pub and you look around n notice the gals  err i mean the people n surroundings ??

Then as you go to relieve ya bladder some crettin comes in n starts dragging/scrowking (noises of someone straining to form a spit) then you hear the THUD as it hits into the urinal

You don't have to of looked to know wtf has just occured ;)

Where i was born n lived for so long was a mining community estate, There you had the older retired miners walking along that thought nowt of straining a spit n spitting it onto the road  :(  yuck

Guess with their past health n safety measures or lack of you may realise that their lungs are buggered n smoking was a norm so phlemm was a way of life to em

One dirty gitt i knew in his 50's thought nothing of leaving a damn trail of the wretched stuff all along the pavements wherever he went  grrrrrrrr :(  Still does it to this day and i almost heave thinking of it

I save my spittle for the bog @ home or some tissue (at a very early stage of my life i realised this was the sensible choice).......
Ever spat as a kid n drooled it down ones top ??  not nice, I think this mentally stuck and edged me at an early age not to spit

If i have to spit in public i mean when no-one is around i use it as a target technique and A: check i am alone (saves a red face) B: mentally note next road drain C: check area again D: realease spittle precisely while continuing on my way
No mess left for the public, No red face as no-one sees (i hope)

Very rare but i have had to do this on occasion

Just an observation

Ohh and a larger groupage i would say are the hand-roll guys that don't use filters

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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2004, 06:32:11 AM »
Lol this thread is great...... thats all im gonna say....... and yes its satisfying to spit cause the piss and spit come together and make a weird spray affect
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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2004, 07:02:56 AM »
ha ha ha, you guys need a hobby:lol

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« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2004, 07:09:29 AM »
I drive around in an urban environment during work, and notice the young urbanites who walk in front of my vehicle always spit on the pavement right in front of my bumper. Why they do dat?
Oh and we used to "one finger nose blow" while running. Now that's disgusting.

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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2004, 07:12:07 AM »
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Oh and we used to "one finger nose blow" while running. Now that's disgusting.


ha ha, snot rocket... eeeewwwwww:aok

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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2004, 07:55:52 AM »
As long as you, to quote Nilsen, don't take a dumb while running it's fine by me