Lord, I pray that you bring peace and harmony to this intardnet bbs.
I pray that quiet walks on the beach are a daily occurance for the inhabitants of this board, if only in their minds.
I pray that Skuzzy creates a politics forum so that meaninless debate over who flip-flops™ more and who hearts amurrika less can go on enlessly until a bbs black hole forms and starts sucking posts in from other forums.
I pray that Nash drives Grunherz to outraged insanity and that Grunherz spends the rest of his days trying to get to Nash, only to be thwarted repeatedly by the same crafty Canuckian border guard...and I hope there is an HBO mini-series produced that is based on this.
I pray that when the damned dirty apes take over, they continue the practise of flinging feces at each other, 'cause that's just fun for the whole family.
And finally I pray that you bring me sanity, so that I might stop talking to imaginary dudes in the sky.