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Offline Nilsen

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« on: May 14, 2004, 01:54:20 AM »
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    THE BACKUP SONG
    (Melody: Yesterday)

    Yesterday,
    All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
    Now my database has gone away.
    Oh I believe in yesterday.

    Suddenly,
    There's not half the files there used to be,
    And there's a milestone hanging over me
    The system crashed so suddenly.

    I pushed something wrong
    What it was I could not say.
    Now all my data's gone
    and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

    Yesterday,
    The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
    I knew my data was all here to stay,
    Now I believe in yesterday.
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Offline NUKE

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2004, 01:56:22 AM »
haha, good one! Did you write that?
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2004, 01:57:36 AM »
ROFL!

Stolen and posted at that other board.... :)

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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2004, 02:07:14 AM »
Yesterdaaaaayyyyy.....

I totally blew a deadline (shrecked up) and tried to convince the client over the phone that the conversation we had two days ago actually happened just yesterday.... and that the project was actually due tomorrow, not today. I came within' inches, and then she ditched me. :)

ghey song.
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Offline NUKE

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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2004, 02:22:07 AM »
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Originally posted by Nash
Yesterdaaaaayyyyy.....

I totally blew a deadline (shrecked up) and tried to convince the client over the phone that the conversation we had two days ago actually happened just yesterday.... and that the project was actually due tomorrow, not today. I came within' inches, and then she ditched me. :)


Nash, I have friend as I have said, that you remind me of....and this seems like something he would try to pull off. LOL!

in highschool, we both had the same english teacher, but at different hours. So, we both had this book review report due, and both of us blew it off.....or so I had thought.

Turns out, he wrote a book review the night before it was due...about a book he made up. He just wrote a review based on a book and author he made up in about 1 hour and he got an "A" for it! He was always getting away with stuff like that, lol. He used to get out of school early with fake dismissal slips he wrote himself......so I got pissed and ratted him out to the teacher......and she reduced his grade to a "B" because he was so creative ....... I was even more pissed, lol!
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2004, 03:03:58 AM »
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I got pissed and ratted him out to the teacher


Butthole.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2004, 11:43:56 AM »
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Originally posted by Steve
Butthole.


lol
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2004, 12:23:41 PM »
You got pissed???

Jeeez man the guy must have been a genius. I'm thinking envy maybe?
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Offline ravells

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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2004, 12:51:05 PM »
Wouldn't that be cool!

Write a book review in high school for a book that doesn't exist.  Then go on to become a famous writer and write the book that you reviewed in high school.

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2004, 02:43:48 PM »
And his name is....... Bill Gates.


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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2004, 03:07:11 PM »
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(Melody: Yesterday)


that has to be the song with the most versions of altered lyrics in history.

from jr. high-

leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
pieces dropping off all over me
now I believe in leprosy
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