Author Topic: NEWSFLASH! Knightlandia squadron devastates Rookmania!  (Read 218 times)

Offline StSanta

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NEWSFLASH! Knightlandia squadron devastates Rookmania!
« on: November 17, 2000, 02:22:00 AM »
Reuters:

The Knights are renowned for their kindness, politeness and rusty steel underwear, and loyalty to friends. It is speculated that contact was made between Jihad of the Biscoonians and an unknown Knight with regards to punishing Rookmania for the savage rape of Bishcoonian territory. It is well known that the Knights do not engage in such vicious behaviour.

The contact apparently was fruitful; an unknown Knightlandia squadron broke off their attacks on the Biscooonians, having just captured two Bisconian bases, and transferred to the Rookmanian front in order to assist Jihad, himself a former Knight who unfortunately could not handle steel underwear and consequently was accepted by the Biscoonians.

During a dashing series of raids, this unknown squad flying their beloved plane, assisted by a pilot from their axis partner, furiously attacked Rookmanian bases in an effort to give the Knightlandian convoys of medicine and supplies to the battered Biscoonians a chance to get through - these were being intercepted by the Rookmanians, who used the morphine and other items to satisfy their vehement desires.

The strikes proved to be an outstanding success - a15 fell, followed not much later by a14 - which in turn was followed by a13. An attack on a22 was diverted to the Rookmanian socalled "civil population" - it is not civil, and now it is less of a population.

Unfortunately, it is my sad duty to report that During this strike, the infamous Mitsu and the little known StSanta was caught low and slow by enemy fighters, and after a valiant defense, were both shot down. Their fate are as of now unknown, although there are unconfirmed reports of a bearded man dressed in red dragging a small body on the way to a friendly field.

The Knights are not stupid; they know that the Biscoonians will show no gratitude; for they are not capable of higher notions or ethics. yet it is our duty, as superior beings, to help and educate those who are woefully below us - perhaps some day in the future, they shall be able to communicate through more than grunts and guns. When they are, we will once again present to them our plans, the very plans they out of ignorance and lack of understanding rejected last fall.

More info forthcoming

William Gore
The SuperLiberal LeftWing Post.

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
while(!bishRookQueue.isEmpty() && loggedOn()){
30mmDeathDIEDIEDIE(bishRookQueue.removeFront());
System.out.println("LW pilots are superior");
myPlane.performVictoryRoll();
}

Offline Fishu

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NEWSFLASH! Knightlandia squadron devastates Rookmania!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2000, 05:03:00 AM »
Hmm.. I guess there was no field defences when nothing was said about it.
That would partly explain outstanding success of the knights.

Offline StSanta

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NEWSFLASH! Knightlandia squadron devastates Rookmania!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2000, 05:07:00 AM »
We were trying to force a fight up north, to aid Biscoonians.

You dinnae really wanna fight, and were satisfied trying to take 2.

Not my fault, dude.

We rule, you don't.

Now go away

 



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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
while(!bishRookQueue.isEmpty() && loggedOn()){
30mmDeathDIEDIEDIE(bishRookQueue.removeFront());
System.out.println("LW pilots are superior");
myPlane.performVictoryRoll();
}

Offline iculus

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NEWSFLASH! Knightlandia squadron devastates Rookmania!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2000, 02:46:00 PM »
I propose we do away with the current country names, and use StSanta's instead!  

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Offline jihad

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NEWSFLASH! Knightlandia squadron devastates Rookmania!
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2000, 03:13:00 PM »
 He He,<S> StSanta and JG54,you guys helped us out of a deep hole.