Hi, my name is eagl and I'm a chute shooter.
*support group* "Hi eagl"
(when you read this, remember it's only a game)
I'm a firm believer that sometimes the best teaching tools are Fear Sarcasm and Ridicule. To that end, I have been known to take an occasional potshot at the descending chutes of my opponents if I feel that they need an extra dose of "who's da boss now eh?" after they let a weeb like myself shoot them down.
It's about setting the tone for the engagement. On the rare occasions that I actually shoot someone down, I want them to know that not only did I best them in aerial combat, but I utterly destroyed them in the game of virtual life. Being a good and gracious winner is for tournaments and duels where there are rules and stuff. In combat, I play for the unequivocal WIN. Also, if you want to come at me a second time, I'll kill you AGAIN, so bring it on mister smartypants.
That said, I usually auger or accidentally ram the steenking chute and kill myself instead of pinging it because I'm a weeb. But at least I might have gotten my message across

Hmmm... after reading this, maybe I should quit posting the same day after a Real Life (tm) student tries to kill me...
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eagl <squealing Pigs> BYA
Oink Oink To War!!!