OK Todd... don't think that you are talking to me but here goes:
My in-game name is Steve.
I have never had another handle here on the boards.
I'm a capricorn of English decent. My favorite sport is hockey but I enjoy American football almost as much. In my spare time I play paintball although no longer at the tournament level. Amongst my paintball peers I am a longstanding source of humor as I have bunkered at least one guy(sometimes girls) in every game I've played since the end of my tourny days. This is funny because I'm old, slow, out of shape , and overweight. *
I prefer petite brunettes, of the female variety, even though I married a blond(also female). My favorite food currently is boneless buffalo wings.
I am a small business owner w/ a BA in Criminal Justice.
It is my everlasting wish to walk down the beach while barefoot, hand in hand w/ Lazs on one side, Airhead on the other.
Hope this clears things up.
*Edit: a misnomer, if I play several games over the course of the day, I get at least one bunker, sorry for the unintentional exaggeration. This rest of the description i.e. old, slow, etc is completely accurate.