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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: May 21, 2004, 09:03:55 PM »
Sometimes I wish I were like 12 again.
You know. the age where you make phone pranks.

just thought of a good one.
Would certainly fit the times

Call up the suicide Hotline
When they answer. Say in a tearful voice..

"Ive got some McDonalds. and Im gonna eat it!"

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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2004, 10:00:53 PM »
It's only suicide if you supersize it.   :D
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2004, 12:17:52 AM »
im bored.

i need a number of a sucide hot line quick!
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2004, 06:14:45 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by B17Skull12
im bored.

i need a number of a sucide hot line quick!


It's 1-800 drop ded






:rofl
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2004, 06:22:19 PM »
When I was a kid I came up with a bunch of 'em. The one that stood head and shoulders above the rest was something I called "Wong's Kitchen".

Hello?

Hewo, you order chicken from Wong's Kitchen?

Uhm, no... no I didn't.

Yes you did! You orwder chicken chow mein, egg foo yung, and sweat and souw powk!

No... I didn't order that.

YES YOU DID!

Honestly, I....

CHICKEN ON THE WAY! YOU MUST PAY!

But, I....

CHICKEN ON THE WAY, YOU MUST PAY!

Please sir I didn't...

IT HAPPEN TOO MANY TIMES! CHICKEN ON THE WAY! YOU MUST PAY!

Folks just fell for it, you could keep 'em on the line for like, 10 minutes.
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