So what's this I hear about a Pizza Man?

[AKDejaVu]

I hear the pepperoni is overmodeled.

[Central]

Peperroni  overmodeled?!  What about the service!!! Ive never been served that quick!  

[flakbait]

And I thought you'd be talking about a pilot! I read a book on Seawolves [Huey gunships in 'Nam] and a BAD pilot there got the name Pizza Man. An example of his stupidity:

"Seawolf 2-3, 2-5, strike heading 220, four darts, break right.

2-5, Roger

*Pizza Man fires 6 rockets and breaks left after attacking on a 260 heading*

2-5, 2-3, Duh, which way did he go George? Which way did he go?"




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Flakbait
Delta 6's Flight School
"My art is the wings of an aircraft through the skies, my music the deep hum of a prop as it slices the air, my thrill the thunder of guns tearing asunder an enemy plane."
Flakbait
19 September 2000

[LJK Raubvogel]

The beer-throwing arm on the Pizza man was under modeled. He threw Shiner bottles like a girl.

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LJK_Raubvogel
LuftJägerKorps

[iculus]

Someone post a pic....  

IC

[Ripsnort]

Just woke up this morning after a nite of beer and pizza, anyone got any tums?

 

[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 10-08-2000).]

[texace]

what's this all about?

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Lt. Col. Aaron "txace-" Giles of the 457th BG
    "Fait Accompli"

[Ripsnort]

Texace, its the annual "Evil Con Mission"...this year, HT made a 60 ft. high "Pizza delivery boy" with beer under one arm, and pizza under the other, the Beers when shot were equivilent to a 150lb warhead and the pizza's I'm guessing were about 40mm , with a 18 foot diameter hit span...was a hoot for the 2 hours HT let us do this in the Main arena during the Aces High Convention on Sat. nite.

Regards,

[DrSoya]

Now how can we poor non-Con goers proceed to reproduce the experiment offline or H2H?  


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DrSoya
308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF
Part of the Northolt Wing (First Polish Fighter Wing)

[Westy]

Argh, dang it. I missed it    

But what a hoot! Sounds like it was a blast  

-Westy

[Eagler]

It was fun, a ME262 would have been better  

or a iconless night scenerio lower the d to 1.5k.

Eagler

[bloom25]

LOL I got 50+ kills on those pizza guys Saturday night.  I guess they didn't count on the Ostwind.    (Farthest to the right in Rip's pic is me.   )



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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS

[llbm_MOL]

Your lucky Bloom. HT was gonna armor the pizza guys but he decided against it. I few 50 pings would kill one or y'all woulda been in trouble.

LLB OUT!!!!!!

[sling322]

I got quite a few kills on those pizza guys myself which is a good thing because I dont get them all that often.  It was definitely a funny sight taking off at A14 and seeing pizza guys coming toward you.

[funked]

Keep in mind this was the Friendly Con Mission, not the Evil Con Mission.  I think the idea was for everybody to have fun, so the Drunks were not terribly "uber".