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Offline Tarmac

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Man sues wife for ugly baby!
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2004, 02:11:45 AM »
WOW drunky is chineise
:rofl

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Re: Man sues wife for ugly baby!
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2004, 02:17:39 AM »
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be interesting to try and legally define what "ugly" is. I think he sued for deceit....which is still pretty funny considering.

The guys an ass...... his daughter will get older and learn what her dear old dad thought of her. I wish early death on the daddy. :)

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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2004, 02:36:34 AM »
Hardly a scoop, my father sued my mother over this many years ago...

(And I'm not referring to plastic surgery. I still tend to believe I'm beautiful on the inside though)
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2004, 02:44:15 AM »
the guys a tool, no doubt about it.

but it does kinda support something I've said for quite awhile (usually while drunk and philosophical. not generally a good combo, but usually somewhat entertaining), it goes like this-

plastic surgery is a self supporting industry.  it allows ugly people to breed more often (since they won't appear ugly), so you get an increase in naturally ugly people, so an increase in potential customers, when they compare their natural looks to the altered looks of celebrities and such.

I know, basically drunken rambling but it makes sense, sort of.

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2004, 08:42:48 AM »
Interesting legal precedent.  Kinda like finding out they aren't real.

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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2004, 08:44:45 AM »
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WOW drunky is chineise
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  he don't get it

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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2004, 10:29:22 AM »
Yup. Plastic surgery and fake boobs are like eye glasses and contacts. They disguise a weak feature that might impact the ability to get a mate. I bet a way higher % of people have poor eyesight now then did 2000 years ago.

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2004, 10:45:19 AM »
I don't think so pongo.  I would tend to think that the ratio of people with poor eyesight has been consistant.  However, It wasn't until people started using corrective lenses that the other things became prevelant.  Technically, bad eyesight could be self proliferating as well as a major factor in proliferating hideous small breasted women.

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2004, 10:47:43 AM »
lol had to read that 3 times to work it out..

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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2004, 11:07:48 AM »
He should sue the father instead.

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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2004, 11:09:58 AM »
mmhmm...definatly time to make useless lawsuits like these illegal...