RONNI, You da Man! er, uh...the Women! Here's alittle present for ya!:
What I Want In A Man, Original List(By Mrs.Ripsnort) ... (at age 22)
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> > > 1. Handsome
> > > 2. Charming
> > > 3. Financially Successful
> > > 4. A Caring Listener
> > > 5. Witty
> > > 6. In Good Shape
> > > 7. Dresses with Style
> > > 8. Appreciates the Finer Things
> > > 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
> > > 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
> > >
> > > What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
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> > > 1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
> > > 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
> > > 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
> > > 4. Listens more than he talks
> > > 5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
> > > 6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
> > > 7. Owns at least one tie
> > > 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
> > > 9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
> > > 10. Seeks romance at least once a week
> > >
> > > What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
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> > > 1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
> > > 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
> > > 4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
> > > 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
> > > 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
> > > 7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
> > > 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
> > > 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
> > > 10. Shaves on most weekends
> > >
> > > What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
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> > > 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
> > > 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
> > > 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
> > > 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
> > > 5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
> > > 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
> > > 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
> > > 8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
> > > 9. Remembers your name on occasion
> > > 10. Shaves on some weekends
> > >
> > > What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
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> > > 1. Doesn't scare small children
> > > 2. Remembers where bathroom is
> > > 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
> > > 4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
> > > 5. Forgets why he's laughing
> > > 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
> > > 7. Usually wears some clothes
> > > 8. Likes soft foods
> > > 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
> > > 10. Remembers when...
> > >
> > > What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
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> > > 1. Breathing
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Brian "Ripsnort" Nelson
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[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 03-03-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 03-03-2000).]
